“I think having a beer in the shower is a little stupid, but there's nothing wrong with being a little stupid.”— Auriyana Jackson, youtube.com
“If I have just one sip of wine, by the end of the evening I'll be, like, rimming waiters for their tips, just to get me hands on a rock. You know what I mean?”— Jason Segel, Aldous Snow, Russell Brand, imdb.com
“I enjoy a glass of wine when I’m eating a nice dinner. I crave a cold beer when I’m on a porch and the suns in my eyes. I like a nip of whiskey when it’s so cold outside that my jacket simply won’t do the trick.”— Will deFries, sunday-scaries.com
“According to a new study, the way that a person behaves when they are drunk may be closer to the ‘real’ version of themselves than the sober one.”— Disclose.TV, disclose.tv
“I was raised Catholic, and ritual will always be a powerful act in my life. It’s why I enjoy my daily routines of nurturing skincare and light witchcraft.”— Sara Benincasa, medium.com
“It’s 'Drynuary,' and while the practice of nixing the devil’s water for 31 days straight has been touted for the last handful of years as the solution to many a booze-related health ailment, it’s also really good for your bank account.”— Tracy Moore, melmagazine.com
“Before anyone was celebrating Christmas, Hanukkah or Kwanzaa, the Western world had Yule and Saturnalia; late-December holidays commemorating the winter solstice, when the days (finally) start to get longer. December 21st is the shortest day of the year, and the whole world agrees the beginning of t…”— Haley Hamilton, melmagazine.com
“I hate your tattoos and your hair and your car and your clothes, and I hate when you're drinking 'cause that's when you fuck up the most, and I hate that I gave you a chance when I know that you're not what I want.”— Jaira Burns, open.spotify.com
“I tried to drown my sorrows in alcohol, but the bastards learned how to swim.”— Mark Chappell, Chip, Will Arnett, imdb.com
“Keurig revolutionized early mornings by creating a machine that spews out coffee by just dropping a small pod into the dispenser. Now, happy hours are just as simple.”— Eileen Reslen, delish.com
“Stealing sips of alcohol and being dumb with you, hands under the blankets while we in the living room, taking pictures of our pictures so they know we cool, that's my mood.”— Carlie Hanson, open.spotify.com
“Drinking shows a real commitment to becoming a cooler person.”— Dan McGrath, Andy French (voice) / Kevin French (voice), Wallace Langham / Scott Menville, imdb.com
“Annie: The hangover has begun. Sarah Fuller: Told you not to drink. Annie: I'm not interesting enough to not drink.”— Kevin Williamson, Annie, Stephanie Leigh Schlund, imdb.com
“Dale: Personally, I've found denial to be a very effective coping mechanism. Janet: Kind of how I feel about Chardonnay.”— Josh Schwartz, Stephanie Savage, Janet Stein, Ever Carradine, imdb.com
“Chase: I didn't realize this was BYOB. Now I see why you ditched downstairs. Karolina: I needed to be alone. Chase: I'm not so sure about that. Karolina: 'Cause everyone knows what's best for me! Chase: No, because you're drinking well vodka. You could have at least swiped a bottle of the good stuff…”— Kalinda Vazquez, Chase Stein, Gregg Sulkin, imdb.com
“Culturally speaking, glowing up is less of an issue in Asia, where so many people flush red that you’re not going to be called out. But Asians in the West live in a different context as minorities, where turning red can make you stick out like a sore thumb.”— Eddie Kim, melmagazine.com
“Alcohol makes people sad. It's the Lifetime movie of beverages.”— Andy Bobrow, Troy Barnes, Donald Glover, imdb.com
“Vanessa: Oh, I thought I would get some drinks. What would anyone like? I have Pellegrino, or Vitamin Water or Orange Juice with folic acid or... Juno: I'll have a Maker's Mark. Up.”— Diablo Cody, Juno MacGuff, Ellen Page, imdb.com
“I had no idea alcohol would make people horny. Makes me sleepy.”— Hilary Winston, Dean Pelton, Jim Rash, imdb.com