Quotes tagged ‘Alcohol’

“I was a very sober child. Maybe I'll stay here and make up for lost time.”

— Franklin Hardy, Shane Kosakowski, Fa'ad Shaoulian, Peter Serafinowicz, imdb.com

“Okay, but grown-ass people getting steamed about threats to the Disneyland’s purity is hilarious. You’d think the Han Solo look-a-like serving beer were pissing on Walt’s grave.”

— Miles Klee, melmagazine.com

“To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!”

— John Swartzwelder, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com

“How many drinks does it take to face your own mortality?”

— Marisha Mukerjee, Beth Schacter, Alex Parrish, Priyanka Chopra, imdb.com

“To live one’s entire life without having a scotch or two is really not a life worth living.”

— Alexi Hawley, Joe Carroll, James Purefoy, imdb.com

“Tiffany: I taste stone fruit. Molly: And a little bit of pepper. Issa: I taste wine.”

— Issa Rae, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com

“There are very few things this New Yorker loves as much as Sunday brunch. You can sleep until noon and still get eggs anywhere in the city, alcohol is often included with the meal, and Sunday is the one day a week you get the single woman's sports pages: the New York Times wedding section”

— Cindy Chupack, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com

“Old fashioned.”

— Dahvi Waller, Matthew Weiner, Don Draper, Jon Haam, imdb.com

“I wasn’t going to gamble. I just wanted a bloody mary.”

— Dan Greaney, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

“Khloé: Are you drunk? Kris: We just came to fix the party.”

— Kris Jenner, imdb.com

“Tabitha: Well, my damn computer froze up again. Harry: What'd you spill on it this time, Mom? Tabitha: Scotch. I mean, iced tea.”

— Gabe Sachs, Jeff Judah, Harry Wilson, Rob Estes, imdb.com

“Homer: About last night. You might have noticed Daddy acting a little strange and you probably don't understand why. Bart: I understand why. You were wasted.”

— John Swartzwelder, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

“Fez: And I wasted a whole day thinking up my fake name. Hyde: Yeah. Sorry, 'Pez.' Let's drink.”

— John Schwab, Steven Hyde, Danny Masterson, imdb.com

“Jimmy: You know how long it's been since I had steak? I live with three vegetarians. Sandy: You know how long it's been since we had beer in the house? I am so sick of chardonnay and merlot.”

— Melissa Rosenberg, Sandy Cohen, Peter Gallagher, imdb.com

“More drinking, less feeling.”

— Beth Schwartz, Grainne Godfree, Mick Rory / Heat Wave, Dominic Purcell, imdb.com

“Kathryn: Me and vodka, not the best idea. Renzo: Then that means it's the best idea!”

— Bekah Brunstetter, Kathryn Kennish, Lea Thompson, imdb.com

“You don't have the luxury of a couple of beers every now and then... because if you're anything like me, pretty quickly that couple of beers can become a six-pack, and then that six-pack is all you think about. It happened to my dad, it happened to me, and I'm going to do everything in my power to m…”

— Lizzy Weiss, Regina Vasquez, Constance Marie, imdb.com

“You know, I always hoped my first sunrise would have tequila in it.”

— Maya Goldsmith, Hanna Marin, Ashley Benson, imdb.com

“Put some alcohol in your mouth to block with words from coming out.”

— Matt Murray, Harris Wittels, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

“Nobody ever thought of telling Frey she might be killing herself.”

— Dave McKenna, deadspin.com