I wanted a friend to come over and lounge on my couch and drink wine with and laugh over the latest swipe-right disaster story. What’s a first date-date if you can’t share with friends?
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Quotes tagged ‘Friends’
One remembers those one looks up to more readily than those you look down upon.
We need to remember what’s important in life. Friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work. It doesn’t matter. But work is third.
Abbi: We’re technically homeless right now. Ilana: Ben Affleck was homeless for a night for a charity…We’re, like, doing that, just involuntarily. Abbi: Yeah, we’re just a regular Matt and Ben.
Roxie: Sabrina, it's okay. We know how awkward it is to go to a party where you don't know anybody. Morgan: That's what we're here for. And don't worry, I won't wear my best stuff, so you'll still look pretty. Sabrina: Sometimes I swear they are two of the most dense people I know. Harvey: I wonder…
— Adam Hamburger, David Hamburger, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com
If you want to find some quality friends, you have to wade through all the dicks first.
Enemies are friends you just haven’t hugged yet.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: [about Michael] We're friends. We're colleagues. That's all. Angela Montenegro: Colleagues with benefits.
— Dana Coen, Hart Hanson, Kathy Reichs, Temperance 'Bones' Brennan, Emily Deschanel, imdb.com
The less you have, the more they’re worth. To friends.
— Jordan Harper, Edward Nygma / The Riddler, Cory Michael Smith, imdb.com
I don't know what image you have of him, past or present, or whatever he did or said, but Jimmy is a good lawyer. And he works very hard.
I don't have any friends. I mean, I know people. They're just assholes I stay alive with. I don't have any friends. The other one your friend? The woman? I used to have them. Used to watch football on Sundays. Went to church. I know I did. But I can't picture it anymore. It's funny how you don't eve…
Hey, the world is a rich tapestry, my friends.
Michael: So to prepare to meet all of you, I studied the human concept of friends. I even watched all ten seasons of the show 'Friends'. Boy, those friends really were friends, weren't they? Although — and I realize this is the kind of observation that would only occur to the mind of an eternal bein…
A new friend represents a new universe, created the day she/he arrived.
It is always a strength to know the weaknesses of your friends.
Steve, it's a beautiful afternoon. Shouldn't you be outside with your friends turning my tool shed into Mordor or Endor or... something heartbreaking?
— Brian Boyle, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
There are no men friends when you're thirty. They're either fiances or rejects.
— Lloyd Turner, Gordon Mitchell, Rhoda Morgenstern, Valerie Harper, imdb.com
Look at me, I'm terrible at giving advice. I have no moral conscience whatsoever. If you won't do this for me, do it for your stupid friends out there. Trust me, they're completely lost without you.
— Craig Bartlett, Steve Viksten, Joe Ansolabehere, Helga Pataki (voice), Francesca Smith, imdb.com
Sometimes I wish I could be you, so I could be friends with me.
— Bill Braunstein, Richard Gitelson, Angelica Pickles, Cheryl Chase, imdb.com
If your circle doesn't clap for your successes, that circle is cancelled.