Quotes tagged ‘Friends’

“I'm fine, Mom. Well actually, I'm not. You see, I had this friend. And this friend only pretended to like me. You know, the way Dad used to?”

— Gary Markowitz, Major Franklin Marion Burns, Larry Linville, imdb.com

“You’re not friends. You’ll never be friends. Love isn’t brains, children, it’s blood. Blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love’s bitch, but at least I’m man enough to admit it.”

— Dan Vebber, Spike, James Marsters, imdb.com

“[To Angel] We’re not friends. We never were. And I can fool Giles, and I can fool my friends, but I can’t fool myself. Or Spike, for some reason. What I want from you I can never have.”

— Dan Vebber, Buffy Summers, Sarah Michelle Gellar, imdb.com

“Our lives are brief. That's why it's important to search for meaning. We find it in our daughter's smile, in the warmth of our friends, or the comfort of our faith. Then, there are those who make their lives meaningful by making a great sacrifice.”

— Annie Weisman, Marc Cherry, Mary Alice Young, Brenda Strong, imdb.com

“Good friends are the ones who tell us the truth about ourselves...even when the truth might be something we're reluctant to admit—that we still have a great deal to learn, that we sometimes need to ask for help, that we maybe overlooking a golden opportunity. Yes, hearing the truth can often set us…”

— Marc Cherry, Brian Tanen, Mary Alice Young, Brenda Strong, imdb.com

“I don’t hate your friends. I’m just not interested in anything they have to say.”

— Lena Dunham, Adam Sackler, Adam Driver, imdb.com

“Mister, we're not friends. I mean, maybe we will be someday. But I gotta say, if that were me in your position? I would have killed that man.”

— Noah Hawley, Lorne Malvo, Billy Bob Thornton, imdb.com

“Showing up requires intelligence, intuition, empathy, generosity, confidence, and a willingness to be vulnerable.”

— Rachel Wilkerson Miller, Anna Borges, Terri Pous, Gyan Yankovich, buzzfeed.com

“Rebecca: Let's Thelma and Louise this thing! Valencia: Great! Heather: Thelma and Louise drove off a cliff, so be careful!”

— Michael Hitchcock, Heather Davis, Vella Lovell, imdb.com

“We can't undo, can't make amends. Dysfunction is our lingua franca. We can't unscrew each other's friends - we're Jerry Springer not Casablanca. There's hard-to-get, then there's neglect - to say it's fate, you'd have to be a bit slow! Not to be crass, but this sucks ass. This was a shit show.”

— Erin Ehrlich, Greg Serrano, Santino Fontana, imdb.com

“It's not who you know. It's who you know once you know what you need to know.”

— Eric Alper, twitter.com

“Surround yourself with people who push you to be the person you say you want to be.”

— Erica Baker, twitter.com

“We're not friends. We've never been friends. It's like talking to a steak.”

— Jonathan Lisco, David Michod, Nicky, Molly Gordon, imdb.com

“All I have are pictures are of me and my friends from school. What? What teenage girl has pictures of her family? It's not like we're Mormon or dying”

— Mike McMahan, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Summer Smith (voice), Spencer Grammer, imdb.com

“We're the only fehh-friends we got, Morty! It's just Rick and Morty! Ruh-ick and Morty and their adventures, Morty! Rick and Morty forever and forever, 100 years, Rick and Morty's things! Me and Rick and Morty running around and... Rick and Morty time! All day long, forever... all- a hundred days! R…”

— Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com

“Dr. Cox: And now, a boring announcement about a pointless tradition, brought to you by an aging figurehead with a failing liver and an over-active libido. Dr. Kelso: Thank you, Perry, you anger-filled muscle-slut.”

— Andy Schwartz, Perry Cox, John C. McGinley, imdb.com

“J.D.: Morning, Elliot. By the way, Julie's here, but I'm not gonna kiss and tell. Elliot: Oh, really, 'cause I just got your text. That said 'Bone City.'”

— Bill Callahan, Elliot Reid, Sarah Chalke, imdb.com

“Turk: J.D., big news! Guess what my new cell phone number spells! J.D.: Why'd you get a new cell phone number? Your old number spelled 'kufunninapuh.' Turk: Yeah, well this one's 916-CALL-TURK. Yeah, so now all you gotta do is call Turk! J.D.: How'm I supposed to remember that? I'm begging you, stic…”

— Janae Bakken, John 'J.D.' Dorian, Zach Braff, imdb.com

“When I want friends to come over, I want them to leave full and tipsy and satiated. I just want everyone to feel like they’re taken care of and they never want to leave.”

— Antoni Porowski, architecturaldigest.com

“On the walk back from the restaurant, I run into the same high school classmate I saw last night. We say hi again; I think we're both equally weirded out.”

— Money Diaries, refinery29.com