Quotes tagged ‘Love’
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“Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call 'love' is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on…”
— Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com
“Carla: I'm just saying, the only time you guys haven't been together was our honeymoon. [Turk and J.D. exchange guilty looks] Turk: Fine. Honey, uh, J.D. and I were together during our honeymoon. He flew in and stayed in the bungalow by the pool. J.D.: He forgot his favorite lotion! Was I supposed t…”
— Neil Goldman, Garrett Donovan, John 'J.D.' Dorian, Zach Braff, imdb.com