Quotes tagged ‘Work’

“Sometimes I feel like everyone I work with is an idiot. And by sometimes I mean all times. All the times. Every of the times!”

— Randall Einhorn, Kevin Malone, Brian Baumgartner, imdb.com

“Pam Beesly: Cece's getting christened today. Jim Halpert: Big day. Pam Beesly: Everyone from work is here. We weren't planning on that. Jim Halpert: Nope.”

— Peter Ocko, Pam Halpert, Jenna Fischer, imdb.com

“Gabe Lewis: Michael, you've just physically assaulted an employee. Can we talk in private? Michael Scott: Yes. Of course. What's this in reference to?”

— Daniel Chun, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, imdb.com

“Kenan: [Runs to the store] What's up, Boss? Chris: [stacking melons] You're late. Why do you always have to be *late* for work? Kenan: Uh, I had a problem with my car. Chris: You don't *have* a car. Kenan: That's the problem!”

— Kim Bass, Kevin Kopelow, Heath Seifert, Kenan Rockmore & Chris Potter, Kenan Thomas & Dan Frischman, imdb.com

“Matt Cavanaugh: Jack, I know when Kim died you took it hard. I know she was more than a cop to you. I know that. I had to make sure you were okay. Jake Hale: Okay. So did I pass?”

— Luke Schelhaas, Lt. Matt Cavanaugh, Chi McBride, imdb.com

“Carver: Does she like me? Joe: Sorry? Carver: Does she like working with me? Joe: I mean you're here for dinner aren't you? Carver: I think I irritate her. Joe: She hasn't mentioned anything. Carver: You're a terrible liar. Joe: And you're a terrible boss. Carver: I knew it. Touché.”

— Anya Epstein, Dan Futterman, Emmett Carver, David Tennant, imdb.com

“Lucius: Alright, now to the important business: this company picnic. James: Oh, fuck. Lucius: See, that’s the enthusiasm I love about you guys. Everyone’s coming. Dee: I think I’m getting a toothache. Lucius: Well, bring your dentist.”

— Jack LoGiudice, Paul Eckstein, Lucius Mosley, Terrence Howard, imdb.com

“It’s true that sometimes a perfectly good manager will assign something and not realize until it’s turned in that they needed to be clearer. That happens to all of us! But when it does, the manager needs to figure out that’s happened and correct it.”

— Alison Green, askamanager.org

“Zoey Barkow: I just want you to know, I think it's super great that I'll be with you all day. I can tell you're somebody who, you know, lives the job, and that's totally me. Totally... Jackie Peyton: OK, a quick question. Zoey Barkow: Sure. Jackie Peyton: Shut up. Zoey Barkow: Is that the question?”

— Liz Brixius, Linda Wallem, Evan Dunsky, Jackie Peyton, Edie Falco, imdb.com

“Life Lesson: when asked if you want to examine your patient some more, it's like being asked if you want a breath mint. The answer is always yes.”

— Michael Seitzman, Hayley Schore, Roshan Sethi, Jesse Salander, Luis Guzman, imdb.com

“Max Black: Hi, ready to order? Girl #1: Do you have anything that's really special? Max Black: Not according to my high school guidance counselor. Girl #2: I'll have the veggie plate, but instead of beats I want kale and instead of broccoli more kale. I want the veggies steamed and instead of dressi…”

— Michael Patrick King, Max Black, Kat Dennings, imdb.com

“Trust me when I tell you that when I went on a date with the hostess of the Italian restaurant that I bussed tables at in college — only to later find out that the girl was the daughter of the owner — I’d not only written my resignation letter, but I also thought I was going to be whacked.”

— Andrew Fiouzi, melmagazine.com

“Jack Torrance: Wendy, let me explain something to you. Whenever you come in here and interrupt me, you're breaking my concentration. You're distracting me. And it will then take me time to get back to where I was. You understand? Wendy Torrance: Yeah. Jack Torrance: Now, we're going to make a new ru…”

— Stanley Kubrick, Diane Johnson, Jack Torrance, Jack Nicholson, imdb.com

“Boyle: It'll be the perfect opportunity to update my rankings. Can we stop at home for a pizza bib? Jake: No, Charles, we gotta go fast. Boyle: Right, right, I'll just use my work bib.”

— Lakshmi Sundaram, Charles Boyle, Joe Lo Truglio, imdb.com

“Sometimes when I get home from work, I feel happy. I actually feel happy. Then I see your car parked outside and I realize you’re home, and my heart … sinks.”

— Sharon Horgan, Frances, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com

“Kristina: Max is, he's smart, and he's beautiful and there's so much potential and hope. Adam: So what now? Kristina: We start to work.”

— Jason Katims, Kristina Braverman, Monica Potter, imdb.com

“You want to know the meaning of life? You're born, you go to school, you go to work, you die.”

— Ray Romano, Frank Barone, Peter Boyle, imdb.com

“Everybody loves Raymond. I go to work people shoot at me, Ray goes to work and people do the wave. Then he sits down, has a hotdog, doodles on a piece of paper and they give him a trophy.”

— Philip Rosenthal, Robert Barone, Brad Garrett, imdb.com

“You'll just have to claw your way through the disguise.”

— Pink Floyd, open.spotify.com

“The stove is a bit like a servant. You have to whack it sometimes to get it to work.”

— Daniel Handler, Count Olaf, Neil Patrick Harris, imdb.com