Quotes tagged ‘animal’

“The position of annoying talking animal has already been taken.”

— Andrew Adamson, Donkey, Eddie Murphy, imdb.com

“Kate: If you you could live the life of any animal, which would you choose. David: Maybe like a hawk or something. What about you? Kate: A female bee. Shoot honey out my ass.”

— Kate McKinnon, imdb.com

“How does a penguin build his house? Igloos it together.”

— Ryan McGee, twitter.com

“Blossom: All right, Bubbles! What animal do you have hiding in there?! Bubbles: He's not an animal, [She opens the door and shows a blue whale in their bedroom] he's a mammal!”

— Genndy Tartakovsky, Chris Savino, Cindy Morrow, Bubbles, Tara Strong, imdb.com

“My penis is an animal.”

— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com

“Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.”

— David X. Cohen, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com

“Don’t deny the animal. But don’t let it control you either.”

— Chris Fedak, Amaya Jiwe, Maisie Richardson Sellers, imdb.com

“Salem: That's awful. I hate prejudice. Do you know how many women have rejected me just because I have four legs and a tail? It's wrong, I tell ya! Why don't they care about what's inside? Sabrina: Salem, what's on the inside of you, is a selfish, misogynistic pig. Salem: Hey, pigs are people too!”

— Barry Vigon, Tom Walla, Salem Saberhagen (voice), Nick Bakay, imdb.com

“Salem: I’m so happy, I could plotz! Sabrina: Not on the kitchen table. Salem: You can say goodbye to this furry little punim! Hilda: Salem, what’s with all the Yiddish? Are you going into show business? Salem: I’m online with a camel in Jerusalem who used to be an Amway salesman. Zelda: Why did the…”

— Carrie Honigblum, Renee Phillips, Salem Saberhagen (voice), Nick Bakay, imdb.com

“Salem: I still don’t understand why I can’t go to parents’ night with you. Zelda: Because, Salem, it’s weird enough that we’re two sisters who live together in an old Victorian house. If we show up with a cat, we cross the line into Loonyville.”

— Renee Phillips, Carrie Honigblum, Zelda Spellman, Beth Broderick, imdb.com

“Sabrina: Hey, it worked! I pulled a rabbit out of a hat! Rabbit: Hey, put me back, my wife Renée is about to give birth! Sabrina: Oh, sorry! Hilda: Relax, that happens a lot with rabbits.”

— Norma Safford Vela, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Maddie: You're an animal. David: And you're a sexist. Maddie: What?! David: A sexist!! You know what a sexist is? Maddie: Of course I know what a sexist is, I am looking at one. David: So am I!!”

— Glenn Gordon Caron, David Addison Jr., Bruce Willis, imdb.com

“This is why I'm growing out my pubic hair - because it makes me feel like a fierce animal!”

— Aline Brosh McKenna, Erin Ehrlich, Rebecca Bunch, Rachel Bloom, imdb.com

“Ray: How's Bridg? Abby: She's a little bitch. She thinks I'm an idiot and you're an animal. Ray: Well, she's right about one of us.”

— Ann Biderman, Ray Donovan, Liev Schreiber, imdb.com

“"Capital-punishment states are the worst animal states and the worst for the handicapped.” All this makes Temple passionately angry, and passionately concerned for humane reform: she wants to reform the treatment of the handicapped, especially the autistic, as she wants to reform the treatment of ca…”

— Oliver Sacks, amazon.com

“Lemurs are close to the ancestral stock from which all primates arose, and I am happy to think that one of my own ancestors, 50 million years ago, was a little tree-dwelling creature not so dissimilar to the lemurs of today. I love their leaping vitality, their inquisitive nature.”

— Oliver Sacks, amazon.com

“What animal in the jungle is confused the most? The polar bear”

— otterdragon, reddit.com

“Ignorance is a kind of insanity in the human animal.”

— Akira Kurosawa, amazon.com

“I believe that the place where an animal dies is a sacred one. There is a need to bring ritual into the conventional slaughter plants and use as a means to shape people's behavior. It would help prevent people from becoming numbed, callous, or cruel. The ritual could be something very simple, such a…”

— Temple Grandin, amazon.com

“I believe that the best way to create good living conditions for any animal, whether it's a captive animal living in a zoo, a farm animal or a pet, is to base animal welfare programs on the core emotion systems in the brain. My theory is that the environment animals live in should activate their pos…”

— Temple Grandin, amazon.com