Quotes tagged ‘balls’

“All I have in this world is my balls and my word, and I don’t break ’em for no one.”

— Oliver Stone, Tony Montana, Al Pacino, imdb.com

“The only thing in this world that gives orders is balls.”

— Oliver Stone, Tony Montana, Al Pacino, imdb.com

“Amber: Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn’t want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose. Dionne: Well, there goes your social life.”

— Amy Heckerling, Dionne Davenport, Stacey Dash, imdb.com

“Oh, where are you throwing that ball?! Come on! Have an idea out there!”

— Lew Schneider, Frank Barone, Peter Boyle, imdb.com

“What slows me down is thinking about freezing my balls off in a creek for the cocksuckers I'd lose the gold to at poker.”

— Elizabeth Sarnoff, Bill Hickock, Keith Carradine, imdb.com

“Selina Meyer: What would you guys do if you had to choose between your cock and your balls? Ben Cafferty: I could lose them both. I mean, at this stage they're purely decorative.”

— Georgia Pritchett, Will Smith, Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

“Are men just women with balls?”

— Michael Patrick King, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com

“I love you. But we both know I don't have the balls to free-fall through life with you.”

— Tara Herrmann, Jenji Cohan, Piper Chapman, Taylor Schilling, imdb.com

“Don't you guys have practice, or did you lose your balls?”

— I. Marlene King, Aria Montgomery, Lucy Hale, imdb.com

“One for all and Balls are fun!”

— Gabor Csupo, Bob Daily, Tommy Pickles, Elizabeth Daily, imdb.com

“Mariah: Let me make one thing crystal clear, 'Che.' You bust up in my office like that ever again, I will cut your balls off and roll them like dice. Comanche: You gonna blow on 'em first?”

— Cheo Hodari Coker, Mariah Dillard, Alfre Woodard, imdb.com

“Butt-head: Hey, Beavis. We could get rich doing this. We need to get more balls. Beavis: [laughs] You've got to hear what you just said, Butt-head. You said, heh, "We need to get more balls." Butt-head: Huh huh huh, oh yeah.”

— Kristofor Brown, Beavis, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“Mr. Garrison: Now, kids, we're going to talk about sexual harassment. Cartman: Is sexual harassment when you're making out with a girl and a guy tickles your balls from behind? Mr. Garrison: No, Cartman, That's not sexual harassment.”

— David A. Goodman, Matt Stone, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com

“Hey! If you so much as touch Kitty's ass, I'll put firecrackers in your nut sack and blow your balls all over your pants!”

— Nancy Pimental, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com

“I don't wanna see you or your dirty balls in my alley again!”

— Charlie Day, David Hornsby, Deandra Reynolds, Kaitlin Olson, imdb.com

“My dad told me it was time to hit the sack, so I kicked him in the balls.”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com

“Lucifer: Did I ever tell you how much I respect you? Sam: What? Lucifer: Don't get me wrong, I never liked you, you're sort of prissy, but in this moment, when you stood toe-to-toe with me and won, I gotta say you had balls, kid.”

— Andrew Dabb, Sam Winchester, Jared Padalecki, imdb.com

“I'm gonna dunk my balls in your mouth. You're gonna gag. I'm gonna laugh. We'll be best friends forever.”

— James D. Parriott, Alex "Tig" Trager, Kim Coates, imdb.com

“What has a hundred balls and fucks old ladies? Bingo!!!”

— RenegadeHat22, reddit.com

“I’ve googled “how to juggle” a million times... I’ve just never had the balls to actually try it.”

— MuhCarbs, reddit.com