Quotes tagged ‘balls’

“My balls are about to shit.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Jay Bilzerian (voice), Jason Mantzoukas, imdb.com

“You got my balls tingling, man.”

— Doug Ellin, Ari Gold, Jeremy Piven, imdb.com

“If I suck balls, you are king of Suck Balls Mountain!”

— Jason Kim, Akhmal , Troy Caylak, imdb.com

“I have a set of balls, thank you very much.”

— Lisa McGee, Da Gerry Quinn, Tommy Tiernan, imdb.com

“There's never too many balls.”

— Alexander Rosenberg, imdb.com

“Ballz to the wallz.”

— Rob Klein, Duffy Boudreau, Bill Hader, Herself - Host, Helen Mirren, imdb.com

“You gotta have two things to win. You gotta have brains and you gotta have balls. Now, you got too much of one and not enough of the other.”

— Richard Price, Fast Eddie Felson, Paul Newman, imdb.com

“Paul Crewe: Nate, if you're thinking about winning this game, then you're as crazy as he is. Nate Scarboro: Well, maybe so. But you spend fourteen years in this tank, you begin to understand that you've only got two things left they can't sweat out of you or beat out of you... Your balls. And you be…”

— Tracy Keenan Wynn, Paul Crewe, Burt Reynolds, imdb.com

“Lord Varys: You take great offense at dwarf jokes, but love telling eunuch jokes. Why is that? Tyrion Lannister: Because I have balls and you don't.”

— Dave Hill, Tyrion Lannister, Peter Dinklage, imdb.com

“You ever had your balls cut off you fucking ape?”

— James Dickey, Mountain Man, Bill McKinney, imdb.com

“Ho, ho, ho! Well, if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!”

— Stanley Kubrick, Alexander DeLarge, Malcolm McDowell, imdb.com

“Admiral Roebuck: With all due respect, M, sometimes I don't think you have the balls for this job. M: Perhaps. But the advantage is, I don't have to think with them all the time.”

— Bruce Feirstein, M, Judi Dench, imdb.com

“I push one button and 38 agents are here before you have time to scratch your worthless balls.”

— Luc Besson, Robert Mark Kamen, Bryan, Liam Neeson, imdb.com

“[to Bond] If you think for one moment I don't have the balls to send a man out to die, your instincts are dead wrong. I have no compunction about sending you to your death. But, I won't do it on a whim. Even with your cavalier attitude towards life.”

— Jeffrey Caine, Bruce Feirstein, Michael France, M, Judi Dench, imdb.com

“Frida Kahlo: I love a man with melones that are bigger than mine. Diego Rivera: And I love a woman with cojones.”

— Clancy Sigal, Diane Lake, Gregory Nava, Anna Thomas, Frida Kahlo, Salma Hayek, imdb.com

“[to the audience] I know right? You're probably thinking, 'Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie'? I can't tell you his name, but it rhymes with 'Polverine.' [in an Australian accent] And let me tell you, he's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under.”

— Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, Deadpool, Ryan Reynolds, imdb.com

“When it comes to food, guys work around the problem. For a guy not to eat his food, it’ll take more than a hair. For a guy not to eat his food, it’ll take multiple hairs attached to a pair of balls.”

— Patricia Maya Schneider, Rob Schneider, Rob, Rob Schneider, imdb.com

“My future isn't going to be determined by seven little white lotto balls. It's going to be determined by two big black balls.”

— Justin Spitzer, Darryl Philbin, Craig Robinson, imdb.com

“[singing outside the Stop N Go] I'm gonna finger-bang her tight little asshole / Finger-bang and tea-bag my balls / Where, where, in her mouth / Balls a-plenty in her mouth / Balls Balls Sweaty Balls.”

— Kevin Smith, Jay, Jason Mewes, imdb.com

“Hansel: I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan. Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.”

— Drake Sather, Ben Stiller, Derek Zoolander, Ben Stiller, imdb.com