Quotes tagged ‘Breakups’

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“The prize wasn’t a gift from the universe so much as a cruel joke.”

“Mary Hartman: As far as I'm concerned, you can have Tom if you want him. Mae Olinski: [gasps] Do you really mean that? Mary Hartman: Yes, I do. You see, I don't want him anymore, and there's no sense in letting him go to waste.”

— Jerry Adelman, Mary Hartman, Louise Lasser, imdb.com

“Well, I was fucked over by a woman whose name I won’t mention. If I did to her what she did to me, she’d be screaming: ‘Cocksucker, dick’. So when I used the words ‘Slut’, ‘whore’ and ‘cunt’…I’m not proud of that language, but isn’t it better than I wrote a song called 'I Know You’re Fucking Someone…”

— Peter Steele, loudersound.com

“Janet: Eleanor told me that instead of being sad, I should go get it, girl. So I'm going to go get it, girl. Michael: Get what? Janet: Unclear. I'll get everything, just to be safe.”

— Kate Gersten, Janet, D'Arcy Carden, imdb.com

“You guys dated before. That time counts. The clock doesn't reset to zero. It un-pauses from where you left off.”

— Carter Bays, Craig Thomas, Lily Aldrin, Alyson Hannigan, imdb.com

“When I broke up with my girlfriend from college — SO sad. I lost 30 pounds, and I couldn’t move or talk or get my dick hard. BUT, it also made me go, ‘Hey. Who am I and what do I want?’ And then I was like BOOM. I know who I am. I wanted to switch majors, and buy a circular saw, and I promised mysel…”

— Dan Sterling, Lena Dunham, Adam Sackler, Adam Driver, imdb.com

“She's not stepping out on you. She's gone for good.”

— Jonathan Lisco, David Michod, Janine "Smurf" Cody, Ellen Barkin, imdb.com

“How do you explain every version of yourself to someone who’s barely met you?”

— Dana Schwartz, buzzfeed.com

“I've always been someone who clings to their pride after a breakup like it was the last emotional life raft on a sinking ship.”

— Rachel Shatto, elitedaily.com

“i'm still mourning every word unspoken since the last time you told me you loved me.”

— Natalia Vela, instagram.com

“I liked to think I was doing this for my friend, but this was my own revenge. I hadn’t even told her about them showing up at my class. I didn’t want to hurt her, and in truth, I’m not sure she would have cared.”

— Christi Clancy, nytimes.com

“Jake: Well, maybe I don’t use my exclamation points as haphazardly as you do. Elaine: You don’t think that someone having a baby warrants an exclamation point. Jake: Hey look, I just chalked down the message. I didn’t know I was required to capture the mood of each caller. Elaine: I just thought you…”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

“Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.”

— Jeff Greenstein, Jeff Strauss, Joey Tribbiani, Matt LeBlanc, imdb.com

“Leave the man who breaks your wings and uses them as crutches just so he can learn to fly.”

— Shahida Arabi, shopcatalog.com

“Went on a diet last night. Lost 185 pounds.”

— Bruce Zimmerman, Dr. Tara Lewis, Aisha Tyler, imdb.com

“A broken relationship doesn’t define you. A person who walked away doesn’t determine who you are, or your worth.”

— Marisa Donnelly, thoughtcatalog.com

“Getting left by a man was not the worst thing that ever happened to somebody.”

— Tayari Jones, amazon.com

“That's the thing about women like her. They only understand her worth after she leaves them behind.”

— Yashi, instagram.com

“Relationships end when you let them die instead of working hard to save them.”

— Rania Naim, thoughtcatalog.com

“I've kept your number saved in hopes that one day I can tell you what I should have known from the start: I am better without you.”

— Orenda, instagram.com