“I’m like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is like a unique experience.”Tagged: Sex, unique, Variety
“Listen, if you shit the bed on this one, you are going to get a one-way ticket right back to whatever bum-fuck whistle stop you came from and are working so hard to scrub from your existence.”Tagged: Failure, one-way ticket, Existence
“Tickets to the museum will cost you 15 bucks, but as the poster out the front says: it's worth the Monet.”Tagged: Monet, Money, play on words, Tickets, Art
“You know, maybe to be safe you just shouldn't say anything at all.”Tagged: Sassy, Safe, say anything, talking
“Your words can't hurt me. Not here. Uh-uh. Not in the most majestic city in the world. God, where the Eiffel Tower is a stone's throw from a Venetian gondola.”Tagged: Las Vegas, Majestic city, Eiffel Tower, Money
“Viva Las Vegas, baby! Or should I say viva lost wages?”Tagged: Las Vagas, play on words, lost wages, Money
“Douglas, did someone sprinkle a little extra pussy in your cereal this morning?”Tagged: Sassy, Vagina, Called Out, cereal