“Haha, Yo you see they probably wonder why I don't smile Cuz this cats need to get there own style Hold the phone dial I go miles, when I'm sprinting on the beat You get lifted of yo feet When yo spliffin up my trees Quit givin me a speech I really tryna hear this See with these lyrics I'm tryna run…”— Mac Miller, azlyrics.com
“It is good to be a cynic—it is better to be a contented cat—and it is best not to exist at all.”— H. P. Lovecraft, amazon.com
“Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat, and cats are useless.”— Norm Hiscock, Joe Mande, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com
“How long do cats live? Like assuming you don’t throw 'em under a bus or something?”— Michael Borkow, Rachel Green, Jennifer Aniston, imdb.com
“We can't live together forever. What do we expect, to be sixty years old and still be sharing clothes and a cat?”— Sheryl J. Anderson, Phoebe Halliwell, Alyssa Milano, imdb.com
“It was an old cat. It died of natural causes. So get this, now she tells me that I gotta buy her a brand-new cat. I say listen, honey. First of all, it was a pretty old cat. I'm not gonna buy you a brand-new cat to replace an old dying cat. And second of all, I go out to the garbage, I find you a ne…”— Larry Charles, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“What evidence is there that cats are so smart, anyway? Huh? What do they do? Because they're clean? I am sorry. My Uncle Pete showers four times a day and he can't count to ten. So don't give me hygiene.”— Larry David, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com
“According to research, people who live with animals have decreased anxiety and lower blood pressure. They have lower cholesterol. They are more relaxed and less stressed and are, overall, in better health. U”— Mary Kubica, amazon.com
“Let’s not forget about how many likes photos of our furry friends can get us.”— Sherilyn, meetsoci.com
“If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.”— Terry Pratchett, amazon.com
“Stray cats are like two-timing men. He got tired of you and took off. He doesn't find anyone new? He'll come slinking back. By then, if you're smart, you'll have decided you're better without him.”— Kelley Armstrong, amazon.com
“If your girlfriend loves animals, why don’t you buy her one as a gift? It could be a kitten or pup. If you would like to gift her something that is easier to be taken care of, you can buy her two fishes with fish bowls.”— Emma Scott, medhealthdaily.com