Quotes tagged ‘cats’

“From ear position to pupil size, a new study examines how felines express themselves while interacting with one another”

— Margaret Osborne, smithsonianmag.com

“Well, you know my philosophy when it comes to cats, babies, and apologies, Coach. You gotta let 'em come to you.”

— Bill Lawrence, Brendan Hunt, Jason Sudeikis, Ted Lasso, Jason Sudeikis, imdb.com

“Remember rule zero: don't fuck with cats.”

— Deanna Thompson, imdb.com

“The cats were my responsibility, no matter who owns the zoo.”

— Joe Exotic , imdb.com

“There is a very emotional connection between me and these cats. Extreme.”

— Joe Exotic , imdb.com

“What unites us, then, is the feeling of Cats, which is like a fever dream of feline breasts and tufted celebrity faces that grows even stranger upon waking.”

— Hannah Gold, The Cut, thecut.com

“Maybe this is how they get you: you have to watch the full movie to learn the Cats’ true size.”

— Katie Heaney, thecut.com

“It's a classic zero to hero tale: A stray cat is plucked from the streets of Paris and trained to be an astronaut.”

— Ethan Tex, mentalfloss.com

“I'll tell you in another life, when we are both cats.”

— Cameron Crowe, Sofia Serrano, Penélope Cruz, imdb.com

“What you say your name was? Now don't tell me... Bill. Always been one of my favorites. I had a cat called Bill once.”

— Patrick McGrath, Yvonne / Mrs. Cleg, Miranda Richardson, imdb.com

“I guess what I learned from all this is that the search is the most important part. Right, like, Brendon, when we found the cat it had rabies. So the lesson is that when you search for something, don't find it. 'Cause when you find it, it has rabies.”

— Brendon Small, Loren Bouchard, H. Jon Benjamin, Paula Poundstone, Melissa Bardin Galsky, Jason Penopolis, H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com

“Human beings, you see, have no inherent value other than the money they earn. Cats have value, for example, because they provide pleasure to the humans. But a deadbeat on welfare? Well, they have negative value.”

— Bob DeLaurentis, Noah Hawley, V.M. Vargas, David Thewlis, imdb.com

“In many countries people eat cats.”

— Lew Schneider, Steve Skrovan, Frank Barone, Peter Boyle, imdb.com

“I can only conclude the Dot follows them, and I fear for their safety when they are not here where I can protect them. One day, I shall capture it, and then we all will be safe.”

— Donnell King, medium.com

“Hippie Driver: Did that cat just talk? Or am I picking up his thoughts telepathically? Salem: You're right. You can read my mind. And now you're sensing my great need to stop in Philadelphia for a cheese-steak. Hippie Driver: I’m communicating with animals! This is so radical. Salem: Just drive, Woo…”

— Sheldon Bull, Salem Saberhagen (voice), Nick Bakay, imdb.com

“Gordon: What can you tell me about Salem’s temperament? Sabrina: Well he’s very friendly, very focused and... just a little power mad. Gordon: Sounds like he’s all cat.”

— Frank Conniff, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Ain't nothing sadder than an outdoor cat that thinks he's an indoor cat.”

— Nichole Beattie, Joe, Jeff Kober, imdb.com

“When I joined the CIA, I knew the deal. If we make a mistake, we cover it up. Like the time Dick accidentally created feline AIDS and we covered it up by blaming it on gay cats.”

— Charles Suozzi, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“According to the survey, dog owners tend to have a higher average income of $47,000.”

— Louis Baragona, thisisinsider.com

“He doesn't know that I cry sometimes because... I'm not sure there's a cat heaven.”

— Eric Weinberg, Carla Espinosa, Judy Reyes, imdb.com