Quotes tagged ‘Cheating’

“There’s three rules of cheating: 1. It’s not cheating if you’re not the one who’s married. 2. It’s not cheating if her name has two adjacent vowels. 3. And it's not cheating if she’s from a different area code.”

— Carter Bays, Barney Stinson, Neil Patrick Harris, imdb.com

“I got your bitch hitting my phone. She want the dick on the low.”

— Trippie Redd, open.spotify.com

“I'm telling you, once your car's been stolen, it never runs the same again. It's like a guy sleeping with your girl. He leaves his mark all over her.”

— Cliff Dorfman, Johnny "Drama" Chase, Kevin Dillon, imdb.com

“Tracy: I can’t just pick up and go to New York with you. Malik: Why not? Tracy: Well, for starters, I have a son. And I also have a shop to run. And although Lem and I are having trouble, I’m still married.”

— Eric Haywood, imdb.com

“Beverly: So when you're having affairs with these married men, is there any sense of... Caroal: Danger? Beverly: I was going to say remorse.”

— David Crane, Jeffrey Klarik, Beverly Lincoln, Tamsin Greig, imdb.com

“You know, I broke my first rule with you. Never date a woman whose husband's named The Butcher.”

— Mitch Glazer, Stevie Evans, Steven Strait, imdb.com

“Derice Bannock: Hey, Coach. Irv: Yeah? Derice Bannock: I have to ask you a question. Irv: Sure. Derice Bannock: But you don't have to answer if you don't want to. I mean, I want you to, but if you can't, I understand. Irv: You wanna know why I cheated, right? Derice Bannock: Yes, I do. Irv: That's a…”

— Lynn Siefert, Michael Goldberg, Tommy Swerdlow, Irving 'Irv' Blitzer, John Candy, imdb.com

“[Lester has just caught Caroline cheating with the Real Estate King] Carolyn Burnham: Uh, Buddy, this is my... Lester Burnham: Her husband. We've met before, but something tells me you're going to remember me this time.”

— Alan Ball, Lester Burnham, Kevin Spacey, imdb.com

“Louis wasn't gonna be hanging around much anyway, because he's a cheat. He cheats on his wife and in business. He even cheats in golf. And cheaters eventually get caught.”

— Ryan Farley, Camino Del Rio, Esai Morales, imdb.com

“I'll be kind, if you'll be faithful.”

— The Goo Goo Dolls, open.spotify.com

“Lawrence: I'm sorry for not being who you expected me to be. Who I expected me to be. Issa: When you were going through what you were going through, I just didn't know how to handle it.”

— Issa Rae, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com

“Issa: It was the worst thing I could have ever done to you. And I wish I could somehow convince you it wasn't about you. You've only ever loved me. And expected me to want the best for you and I promise I did. I still do. Lawrence, I still love you so much. Lawrence: I love you too.”

— Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com

“Marisol: I never show my legs. My pinche tomboy scars are embarrassing. Emma: Well, that's stupid. Lying, cheating, being a bully, those are things to be ashamed of. But scars... they're maps of who you are. Marisol: Like tattoos you didn't choose.”

— Mando Alvarado, Nancy C. Mejia, Emma, Eddy, imdb.com

“Carrie: Well, I think maybe there's a cheating curve. That someone's definition of what constitutes cheating is in direct proportion to how much they themselves want to cheat. Miranda: That's moral relativism! Carrie: I prefer to think of it as quantum cheating.”

— Darren Star, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com

“Getting over monogamy squeamishness allows people more room to breathe.”

— Hannah Smothers, cosmopolitan.com

“Mary: Because you think that if you simply bide your time, I will come back to you? Francis: I do think that. I love you and I would do anything to undo the choices I made now that I know their outcome, but I can't.”

— P.K. Simonds, King Francis II, Toby Regbo, imdb.com

“Francis: You're free to do as you please. Mary: I don't understand. What's changed? Francis: I cannot bear to see you in pain, and I will not be the cause of anymore suffering, even if your pain results from being kept from another man whom you desire. Mary: Francis... Francis: It's best that you do…”

— P.K. Simonds, King Francis II, Toby Regbo, imdb.com

“Prince Francis: Lady Amelie, I offer you nothing. If I were you, I would leave. Lady Amelie: But you're not me, are you? You're not a girl who's spent all her life watching a handsome young prince become a king.”

— P.K. Simonds, Lady Amelie, Siobhan Williams, imdb.com

“Ricky Ricardo: Aw, honey, I don't care anything about that new dancer. Lucy Ricardo: Hah! Ricky Ricardo: Aw, honey, you can trust me. Lucy Ricardo: I can, huh? Ricky Ricardo: Why sure. I'm as faithful as an old dog. Lucy Ricardo: Yeah, old Rover!”

— Jess Oppenheimer, Ricky Ricardo, Desi Arnaz, imdb.com

“No, I'm not alright. You just song-banged my wife in front of a bar full of people.”

— Tad Safran, Wes Charles, Elliot Knight, imdb.com