“Sarah: What is this place? Mary Sanderson: It reeks of children! Winifred Sanderson: It is a prison for children.”— Mick Garris, Neil Cuthbert, David Kirschner, Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson, Bette Midler, imdb.com
“You know I’ve always wanted a child. And now I think I’ll have one…on toast!”— Mick Garris, Neil Cuthbert, David Kirschner, Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson, Bette Midler, imdb.com
“Rick Deckard: You don't have children...do you? Niander Wallace: Oh, I have millions.”— Hampton Fancher, Michael Green, Rick Deckard, Harrison Ford, imdb.com
“Claire: I just... Look, uh, this doesn't feel right. Simon: I know. But when something starts with a six-year-old dying, nothing is gonna feel right.”— Allan Loeb, Claire Wilson, Kate Winslet, imdb.com
“Raffi: Your children don't have to come from you. They go through you. So, I wouldn't consider the battle with time over just yet. Claire: I thought time wasn't linear. I thought it was an illusion. Raffi: Maybe that was just bullshit, Claire. Maybe that was just acting. [walks away]”— Allan Loeb, Raffi, Jacob Latimore, imdb.com
“If that little kid likes me, how bad can I be?””— Rich Moore, Wreck-It Ralph (voice), John C. Reilly, imdb.com
“Sarabi: Your son's awake. Mufasa: Before sunrise, he's your son.”— Irene Mecchi, King Mufasa (voice), James Earl Jones, imdb.com
“Breasts are for children, when you grow up it's all about ass.”— Ann Biderman, David Hollander, Mickey Donovan, Jon Voight, imdb.com
“Is this about the children? I apologize for the noise. I told them to cry using their inside voices.”— Daniel Handler, Count Olaf, Neil Patrick Harris, imdb.com
“My sons were beautiful little kids, with white hair. Eric was, like, seven. Michael [Jackson] was at Mar-a-Lago and said, 'Trump, Trump, your son is very beautiful. I must take him to Neverland.' I thought that was the nicest thing. He’d call and say, 'Where’s Eric?' I just couldn’t do it.”— Donald Trump, trumponstern.com
“Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.”— Mike Scully, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com
“We chose this job for a reason, that’s who we are. We’re not meant to go home to happy wives and husbands with kids. It doesn’t work that way for us.”— Christina M. Kim, Edgar Reade, Rob Brown, imdb.com
“You love your children. It’s your one redeeming quality. That and your cheekbones.”— David Benioff, D. B. Weiss, Tyrion Lannister, Peter Dinklage, imdb.com
“Don't you ever try to bribe me. And don't you ever try to buy my kids.”— Todd Ellis Kessler, Alicia Florrick, Julianna Margulies, imdb.com
“I shouldn't have gotten out of bed this morning. I turned Ruthie into an atheist, I forced Matt to go out with Connie, Lucy and Mary are both dating 11-year olds and I still have to talk to Simon about that movie.”— Sue Tenney, Rev. Eric Camden, Stephen Collins, imdb.com
“Matt: Mary's a team player. She has basketball to fit in. Simon already knows who he is, and Ruthie's five. Eric: You forgot Lucy. Matt: No I didn't. She's the one you need to worry about. Eric: Why's that? Matt: Well, because she always feels left out.”— Jack LoGiudice, Matt Camden, Barry Watson, imdb.com
“We cannot fight hate with hate. What are we teaching our children today that will make things better tomorrow?”— Brenda Hampton, Rev. Morgan Hamilton, Dorian Harewood, imdb.com
“We are not husband and wife anymore. We’re just business partners. And our job is to raise those kids.”— Bill Dubuque, Mark Williams, Marty Byrde, Jason Bateman, imdb.com