Quotes tagged ‘diet’

“I've been on this hate diet all week. I just eat cookies and talk shit.”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Mark Levin, Nick Kroll, Walter, Brandon Kyle Goodman, imdb.com

“Six almonds keep me full for hours.”

— Craig DiGregorio, Vera Easton, Julia Sweeney, imdb.com

“The wellness culture on Instagram is so damaging because it’s so fear based. It’s saying, ‘If you don’t eat a certain way, you’re going to have bad skin or a bad body.’”

— Kristi Hall, Elisabeth Sherman, huffpost.com

“Claire: We've been pre-booking tickets for months. The park needs a new attraction every few years in order to reinvigorate the public's interest. Kind of like the space program. Corporate felt genetic modification would up the wow factor. Owen: They're dinosaurs. Wow enough. Claire: Not according t…”

— Rick Jaffa, Amanda Silver, Derek Connolly, Colin Trevorrow, Claire Dearing, Bryce Dallas Howard, imdb.com

“Owen: It's all about control with you. I don't control the raptors. It's a relationship. It's based on mutual respect. That's why you and I never had a second date. Claire: Excuse me? I never wanted a second date. Owen: Who prints out an itinerary for a night out? Claire: I'm an organized person. Ow…”

— Rick Jaffa, Amanda Silver, Derek Connolly, Colin Trevorrow, Claire Dearing, Bryce Dallas Howard, imdb.com

“Charlotte: What kind of diet book are you looking for? Miranda: I don't know. Something with a title like How to Lose That Baby Fat by Sitting On Your Ass.”

— Michael Patrick King, Judy Toll, Miranda Hobbes, Cynthia Nixon, imdb.com

“I do make a diet burger. It’s called a salad.”

— Bridget Carpenter, Al Templeton, Chris Cooper, imdb.com

“Henry: Oh, yeah? Well, I've got an ice-cold can of whoop-ass just sitting in that fridge! Shawn: Actually, it's diet whoop-ass.”

— Steve Franks, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com

“If it’s possible to feel like one giant human fart, vacation eating will do it.”

— Tracy Moore, melmagazine.com

“Kraft Singles are a surprisingly solid source of protein and calcium, so whether you go cheeseburger or hamburger is really up to you.”

— Ian Lecklitner, melmagazine.com

“Let’s be clear: where people around the world reliably derive health and vitality from food, they don’t do so courtesy of morning shows offering an ever-changing flavor-of-the-week approach to truth. They do not focus on the dizzying discord where details are hotly debated ad infinitum; they rely, i…”

— David L. Katz, huffingtonpost.com

“You have to eat protein. You can't have hash browns, or burgers, or anything fried. You can't have carbs. You have to work out five times a week.”

— Chris Pratt, esquire.com

“Studies of endurance athletes find that when you eat is nearly as important as what you eat.”

— Alex Hutchinson, outsideonline.com

“You can be the most beautiful person on Earth, and if you don't have a fitness or diet routine, you won't be beautiful.”

— Martha Stewart, mashed.com

“My goal is to remain healthy my entire career, and a healthy diet seems like a good start.”

— Tiger Woods, en.wikiquote.org

“I don't know why I kill myself staying up all night. And then I eat and drink while I play poker, and I'm supposed to be on a diet. I can't stay on a diet for the life of me. The doctor gave me some of those diet pills—the safe ones, not the ones that kill you, I hope. The first time I took them, I…”

— George Peppard, rogerebert.com

“My cannibal friend likes to eat tight-rope-walkers... As part of a balanced diet.”

— africkenamerican, reddit.com

“I once told a woman that I don't eat cake 'cause it goes right to my thighs.”

— Peter Mehlman, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

“I know the old saying “Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.” Well, nothing tastes as good as being alive either.”

— Shane Dawson, amazon.com

“I just don’t have the willpower to hit up the gym every day for two hours, and the idea of cutting candy out of my diet seems impossible.”

— Shane Dawson, amazon.com