“Inara: You have such lovely hair. I'm sure the doctor would agree. Kaylee: Who? Simon? No, he's much too—I mean I'm just—do you think it looks better up? Inara: We can experiment. We might even get wild later and wash your face.”— Tim Minear, Joss Whedon, Inara Serra, Morena Baccarin, imdb.com
“It's just stupid, that's all. I mean, if he didn't have any hair then no one had any business calling him Fuzzy Wuzzy."”— Tim Meltreger, Kell Cahoon, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com
“You guys are a bunch of baby bros who need to have gorgeous hair, too.”— Jonathan Van Ness, imdb.com
“When it comes to hair, no one is more bitchy than conservative males.”— Tina Fey, Kay Cannon, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com
“You should make me your campaign manager. I was born for politics! I have great hair and I love lying.”— Michael Schur, Daniel J. Goor, Gina Linetti, Chelsea Peretti, imdb.com
“Rick: Alright, Morty, I just gotta erhp combine it with some of your DNA. Morty: Oh well, okay. [unzips] Rick: A hair, Morty. I need one of your hairs. This isn't Game of Thrones.”— Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com
“Just like your skin, your hair needs an extra dose of hydration during the warmer months, too — especially if you're using clarifying products.”— Zoë Weiner, teenvogue.com
“Maybe more than any other part of our physical selves, hair has the ever-present capacity to betray us.”— Amanda Mull, theoutline.com
“Whole Foods has become much more than the purveyor of grain alternatives, 3-for-$5 avocados, and lots and lots of almond milk.”— Mi-Anne Chan, refinery29.com
“Look, I do not get to date dudes who are professionally pretty ever, so it was a very exciting development for me, a blue-haired plebe. I had to draw the line at salad-shaming though.”— Sable Young, allure.com
“There's something about Shania Twain I just don't trust. I don't know, I can't put my finger...she's just too thin. I like my country singers to have the big hair and the big ass.”— Kathy Griffin, en.wikiquote.org
“Are you saying that I could be dating this hair? With you under it?”— Jennifer Crittenden, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com
“Roger Maris lost his hair the season he hit sixty-one, I still have all my hair, but when it's over, I'm going home to Mobile and fish for a long time.”— Hank Aaron, baseball-almanac.com
“Isn’t it stupid that we sometimes know exactly what could help us feel better but we still won’t do it?”— Katie Mather, thoughtcatalog.com
“Sometimes I think that not having to worry about your hair anymore is the secret upside of death.”— Nora Ephron, books.google.com
“The girl's a work of art and I can't help but stare With the smile like the sunset and an ocean as her hair”— Trey Songz, open.spotify.com
“Hair stroking. This is an indicator that he is nervous and unsure of being himself in front of you! Now that’s a massive body language attraction sign.”— Riya Roy, newlovetimes.com
“I always want to try a new hairstyle until I remember it's connected to the same face.”— Josh Peck, twitter.com
“Try giving him some new intense sensations he’s never felt before, like letting your hair trail across his body or using your silkiest pair of panties to massage his member.”— Rebecca Mercy, vixendaily.com