“What does a blow job mean? What are you a girl?”— Michelle Ashford, Dr. William Masters, Michael Sheen, imdb.com
“I’m smarter than you. I’m more ambitious than you. Thirty years from now, when I am the second black female president… all you’ll be able to do is think about me. And I won’t remember your name.”— Chuck Hayward, Jack Moore, Coco Conners, Antoinette Robertson, imdb.com
“Dr. Camille Saroyan: For an artist, you make a pretty good detective. Angela Montenegro: I think you just insulted me.”— Carla Kettner, Camille Saroyan, Tamara Taylor, imdb.com
“Oh, spare me the sanctimonious lecture. You never cared about me. In the words of one of my actual friends: Ya basic. It's a human insult. It's devastating. You're devastated right now.”— Megan Amram, Joe Mande, Michael, Ted Danson, imdb.com
“Lawrence: Hey park lady! You suck. Leslie: Hear that? He called me park lady.”— Rachel Axler, Leslie Knope, Amy Poehler, imdb.com
“Okay, you guys are actually devolving.”— James Roday, Todd Harthan, Juliet O'Hara, Maggie Lawson, imdb.com
“Yeah, whatever helps you sleep at night, bitch.”— Seth MacFarlane, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“Rye Gerhardt: I'm a man. Dodd Gerhardt: You're the comic in a piece of bubble gum!”— Noah Hawley, Dodd Gerhardt, Jeffrey Donovan, imdb.com
“See you, Coach Dick and Balls.”— Scott Marder, Rob Rosell, Deandra Reynolds, Kaitlin Olson, imdb.com
“You've been wrong so many times that I'm not even going to say something is wrong anymore. I'm going to say that it's 'Dorian'.”— Mark Stegemann, Perry Cox, John C. McGinley, imdb.com
“To-day the woman is Mrs. Richard Roe, to-morrow Mrs. John Doe, and again Mrs. James Smith according as she changes masters, and she has so little self-respect that she does not see the insult of the custom.”— Elizabeth Cady Stanton, amazon.com
“Not to be loved is a misfortune, but it is an insult to be loved no longer.”— Baron de Montesquieu, amazon.com
“Right now, what I need, is for you to climb down out of my ass. Can you do that? Will you do that for me honey? Will you please, just once, get off my ass? You know? I'd appreciate it. I really would.”— Vince Gilligan, Walter White, Bryan Cranston, imdb.com
“I hope I offended some people. I didn’t want to win the Emmy for nothing.”— Kathy Griffin, reuters.com
“You're not just an idiot, Patrick; you're also my pal!”— Casey Alexander, Chris Mitchell, Spongebob Squarepants, Tom Kenny, imdb.com
“He who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool, and he who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool.”— Brigham Young, goodreads.com
“I could fall in love with a cruel desert that kills without passion, a canyon full of scorpions, one thousand blinding arctic storms, a century sealed in a cave, a river of molten salt flowing down my throat. But never with you.”— Henry Rollins, amazon.com