“Silvio Dante: His brains are splattered all over the seat. Paulie Walnuts: Joey Peeps? Couldn't have been too much to clean up.”— Terence Winter, Matthew Weiner, Paulie Walnuts, Tony Sirico, imdb.com
“Denise Rattray: You don't wanna be on my bad side. Sookie Stackhouse: I'm not sure you even have another side, you no-account backwoods trash!”— Alan Ball, Sookie Stackhouse, Anna Paquin, imdb.com
“We're fighting because you're a moron. That's why we're fighting.”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com
“You have no life of your own… so you copy someone else’s.”— Brett Mahoney, Dr. Arthur Strauss, Gregg Henry, imdb.com
“Issa: Was it worth all that time I spent supporting your depressed ass? Lawrence: Probably not as much time as you spent being a fuckin' ho.”— Prentice Penny, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com
“You insult yourself, Kingslayer. You've been defeated by a boy. You're held captive by a boy. Perhaps you'll be killed by a boy.”— David Benioff, D. B. Weiss, Robb Stark, Richard Madden, imdb.com
“Ned Stark: Your Grace. Robert Baratheon: You got fat.”— David Benioff, D. B. Weiss, Eddard 'Ned' Stark, Sean Bean, imdb.com
“Have you noticed, Molly, that the common denominator in all your ‘can’t find a man’ bullshit is you? Yeah, let’s do the nigga rundown, Molly. One minute he’s too thirsty, the next minute he’s too distant. The next he’s too gay. And then when you find someone you actually like, you ruin it by doing t…”— Prentice Penny, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com
“Molly: Chrissy Teigen has a dope-ass cookbook. Issa: Are you in the kitchen? Please get the fuck out.”— Amy Aniobi, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com
“Well, it isn’t a homecoming until someone calls you a puta, right?”— Tanya Saracho, Lyn, Melissa Barrera, imdb.com
“Eddy: I'm not stupid, Emma. Are you trying to sell the building without telling me? Emma: I got an offer I think we should consider. Not from Nelson, but it is something we should consider. Eddy: I told you from go, I'm never selling. Emma: And what, you're gonna buy Lyn and me out with all the mone…”— Chelsey Lora, Nancy C. Mejia, Emma, Eddy, imdb.com
“Lyn: Look, Karla, I'm not going to get into a big fight with you. I'm not gonna insult you or offend you — Karla: Do you love him? Lyn: I'm not doing this. Karla: You don't. I know you don't.”— Nancy C. Mejia, Chelsey Lora, Lyn, Melissa Barrera, imdb.com
“Annie Walker: No. No, I'm here. I can do it. I... do... do I have to wear, like, a... costume? Joan Campbell: Hookers in D.C. are pretty conservative. What you're wearing now is fine.”— Matt Corman, Chris Ord, Joan Campbell, Kari Matchett, imdb.com
“Jen: Isn't it charming when girls feel like they have to walk around half-naked in order to get attention? Naomi: Oh, well, you know what I say. If you have it, flaunt it. Jen: And I always say that if you feel the need to advertise it, it probably isn't worth buying.”— Paul Sciarrotta, Jen Clark, Sara Foster, imdb.com
“Naomi: Babe, you sound pitchy. Adrianna: You sound bitchy!”— Jill Gordon, Naomi Clark, AnnaLynne McCord, imdb.com
“Annie: You and Simon need some guy stuff to do together. I don't want him to feel left out. Eric: No, being left out is Lucy's job.”— Carol Evan McKeand, Rev. Eric Camden, Stephen Collins, imdb.com
“Eric: Honey, I think you need to sit down now and try to relax. Annie: Bite me! Eric: 'Bite me'?!”— Brenda Hampton, Rev. Eric Camden, Stephen Collins, imdb.com
“Simon: Well, I know my phone number when someone asks for it. Ruthie: And still no one calls.”— Catherine LePard, Ruthie Camden, Mackenzie Rosman, imdb.com
“Franny: Gary, they're teenagers. School is their job. Raja gets straight A's, but Claire really needs to get that history grade up. And Justin, he needs work on his physics... Justin: Yeah. Franny: ...social skills... Justin: What?”— Robia Rashid, Franny, Amy Pietz, imdb.com