“Evil Mick. I guess that’s just regular Mick, but still.”— Ray Utarnachitt, Keto Shimizu, Sara Lance / White Canary, Caity Lotz, imdb.com
“Haircut! Move your fat head so I can get a clean shot!”— Cortney Norris, Anderson MacKenzie, Mick Rory, Dominic Purcell, imdb.com
“I’d tell you to go to hell, but you’d probably just feel at home there.”— Cortney Norris, Anderson MacKenzie, Sara Lance / White Canary, Caity Lotz, imdb.com
“We go out for one lousy drink, and you guys somehow manage to pick a fight with Boba Fett.”— Andrew Kreisberg, Greg Berlanti, Marc Guggenheim, Phil Klemmer, Leonard Snart / Captain Cold, Wentworth Miller, imdb.com
“A man fights with his mouth when his fists are lacking.”— Tamara Becher, Danny Rand, Finn Jones, imdb.com
“Ashy-Slashy: Peek-a-boo! Kelly: What the fuck? Ashy-Slashy: Wanna play? Kelly: No. Ah, why am I talking to a Muppet? Ashy-Slashy: Muppet? Uh, well, you're awfully judgmental for a... Kelly: Hey! For a what? What were you gonna say, you little motherfuck? Sack up. What were you gonna say? Ashy-Slashy…”— Suzanne Keilly, Kelly Maxwell, Dana DeLorenzo, imdb.com
“Oh, you need my help? Ok, first of all, screw you and your ugly ass kids.”— Craig DiGregorio, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com
“Ash's Hand: Maybe I grew another hand, or maybe the hand grew another me. What's the difference, Amanda? What's important is I can give you everything you want, and I want you. Is that so bad? I mean come on, a minute ago, you wanted me, too. Amanda: Yeah, that's before I found out you were just som…”— M.J. Bassett, Amanda Fisher, Jill Marie Jones, imdb.com
“Militia: I'm gonna get you pregnant later. Kelly: Won't your sister be jealous of us?”— Ivan Raimi, Sean Clements, Dominic Dierkes, Kelly Maxwell, Dana DeLorenzo, imdb.com
“Suzy: Evil will walk the Earth! Ash: Yeah, well, your cooking was shit.”— Dominic Dierkes, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com
“Wednesday: Too many people tell each other not to repress their emotions, to release their feelings, to let the pain go. There's a lot to be said for bottling up emotions. I'm gonna tell you something and you're gonna want to hurt me, but what I say has gotta be said. So I want you to consider my wo…”— Maria Melnik, Mr. Wednesday, Ian McShane, imdb.com
“I'm tired of the energy it takes to believe you. To believe in you.”— Michael Angeli, Captain Flint, Toby Stephens, imdb.com
“George: What about a legacy? Don't you want to be remembered? King Edward: I will be remembered. George: Yes, for being fat and lazy.”— Emma Frost, George Duke of Clarence, David Oakes, imdb.com
“Princess Elizabeth: Is it word from Richard? Lady Margaret: He's using you, you fool, to shame Henry and rob men from his side, but you're so vain you think he loves you. Princess Elizabeth: He does love me, you spiteful— Lady Margaret: You're a whore. You are monstrous in the eyes of God for what y…”— Emma Frost, Lady Margaret Beaufort, Amanda Hale, imdb.com
“Sabrina: Please, what do they have that I don't? Miles: Ten feet of legs.”— Laurie Gelman, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com
“Sabrina: Salem, any thoughts on what I should go as for Halloween? Salem: Hmm. Off the top of my head, fashion victim? Sabrina: The only thing lamer than that joke are my plans for Halloween.”— Dan Berendsen, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com
“Dr. Eric Foreman: I think your argument is specious. Dr. Gregory House: I think your tie is ugly.”— David Shore, Dr. Gregory House, Hugh Laurie, imdb.com
“Libby: Well, I’ll be using me as shorthand for us. I’ve already got the floral design in my head. Sabrina: Oh, well I’m glad your butt is working. Oh, I’ll be using butt as shorthand for your head.”— Frank Conniff, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com
“Libby: What’s your problem, Freak? Hoping Santa will give you a personality this year? Sabrina: And a crossbow!”— Charlie Tercek, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com
“You can yell at me, you can scream at me, you can call me all the names in the book. But do me a favor, do not insult my intelligence.”— Steven Levenson, Betty DiMello, Annaleigh Ashford, imdb.com