Quotes tagged ‘Jail’

“I heard you run them clubs. You're a rich boy, but you think you're better than everyone. Thing is, I'm still hungry, and that biscuit is looking mighty succulent.”

— Monica Mitchell, Biscuit, Guyviaud Joseph, imdb.com

“Tasha: You can't tell me not to tell my husband I can't find his son. Joseph: Listen to me very carefully: your husband has just been through the most humiliating process a man ever faces, all because of his girlfriend. Tasha: Angela? Angela arrested him? Joseph: Yes. So right now is not the best ti…”

— Monica Mitchell, Tasha St. Patrick, Naturi Naughton, imdb.com

“Down here at the Shore, one minute you've got three girls in the jacuzzi, the next minute somebody's in jail and you have to bail them out. That's what happens down at the Shore.”

— Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, imdb.com

“Brody: Will you visit me in prison? Carrie: I'll probably be in the cell next to you.”

— Chip Johannessen, Howard Gordon, Carrie Mathison, Claire Danes, imdb.com

“Randy Marsh: Uh yes, officer? Cartman: I clocked you at 40 MPH back there. Do you know what the speed limit is hey-ah? Randy: Well, according to that sign right there, it's 40 MPH. Cartman: Step out of the car, please, sir. Randy: Wait a second. Aren't you Stan's little friend? Cartman: Sir, step ou…”

— David A. Goodman, Matt Stone, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com

“Jake: How does a guy facing a murder charge even get bail? Quinn: By being rich and white.”

— Heather Mitchell, Shonda Rhimes, Quinn Perkins, Katie Lowes, imdb.com

“Terry: And what does the Ebony Falcon do? Peralta: Takes every precaution to ensure his own safety? Takes bad guys to jail and bad girls to bed. Terry: Hell yeah he does! Except now the Ebony Falcon is monogamous and too tired for sex, so his only indulgence is fresh fruit yogurt parfaits.”

— Michael Schur, Daniel J. Goor, Terry Jeffords, Terry Crews, imdb.com

“Do you want to keep your business or do you want to go to jail for being a negligent slut?”

— Joe Fazzio, Annalise Keating, Viola Davis, imdb.com

“That first night in jail, that's real fear.”

— Courtney A. Kemp, Kanan, 50 Cent, imdb.com

“I don't want Smurf to die in jail. You should know that. She's family. If I want her dead, I'll do it myself.”

— Jonathan Lisco, David Michod, Andrew "Pope" Cody, Shawn Hatosy, imdb.com

“We in between heaven and hell fuck your 9 to 5, I’d rather end up dead or in jail American ninja to these obstacles No stoppin’ me, we on the move your mouth runnin’ like a prostitute’s Keep your head to yourself.”

— Mac Miller, open.spotify.com

“I am 36 years old and I have been a criminal all of my life. I have 11 felony convictions against me. I have served 20 years of my life in Jails, Reform Schools and prisons. I know why I am a criminal. Others may have different theories as to my life but I have no theory about it. I know the facts.…”

— Carl Panzram, amazon.com

“It was about 1980, and I was hustling on the streets. I landed in jail for a month or two for petty theft. I met up with this guy who was a Satan worshiper. For those two months I was with him, then I get out of jail, but my mind didn’t. I remembered everything he said, which basically was, ‘Why wor…”

— Richard Ramirez, evilminds.tumblr.com

“I think the girls are attracted to me because they can relate to me. The girls are nice when you're in my situation, but since I'm in here [in jail] I spend more time writing to them about the relationship, rather than living it, but there are good friendships formed nevertheless. A couple of them a…”

— Richard Ramirez, evilminds.tumblr.com

“Harold: You're not lying, are you, Sam? Sam: No. Harold: 'Cause you know what happens to liars in this world, don't you? Sam: They end up getting killed in jail. Harold: Right.”

— Paul Feig, Sam Weir, John Francis Daley, imdb.com

“Prison is predicated on the idea of social & physical isolation from society. When you can’t hear the voices or listen to the stories of those incarcerated it’s easy to make them into something they’re not.”

— Clint Smith, twitter.com

“Yo mama has so many gaps between her teeth it looks like her tongue’s in jail.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“The sooner I shoot you, the sooner I'll get out of jail for it. Don't assume that's not a major incentive.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Look, we've all done things we shouldn't. Sometimes they land us in detention. Sometimes they should land us in jail.”

— Adam J. Karp, Barrett McIntyre, Tyler Chase, imdb.com

“Oh my God...you're in jail? That is so cool!”

— Jennifer Crittenden, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com