Quotes tagged ‘joke’

“It’s never a good idea when your nemesis starts accessorizing.”

— Chris Fedak, Sara Lance / White Canary, Caity Lotz, imdb.com

“More drinking, less feeling.”

— Beth Schwartz, Grainne Godfree, Mick Rory / Heat Wave, Dominic Purcell, imdb.com

“Oh, no. Don’t be dead, Raymond. On the other hand, if you are dead, please stay dead.”

— Marc Guggenheim, Ray Utarnachitt, Dr. Martin Stein / Firestorm, Victor Garber, imdb.com

“So, this would be a new milestone for you then.”

— Chris Fedak, Keto Shimizu, Dr. Martin Stein / Firestorm, Victor Garber, imdb.com

“This is madness. I like it.”

— Phil Klemmer, Chris Fedak, Marc Guggenheim, Leonard Snart / Captain Cold, Wentworth Miller, imdb.com

“Totally rather get shot than look like a Sears model.”

— Marc Guggenheim, Phil Klemmer, Nate Heywood, Nick Zano, imdb.com

“To quote every 'Star Wars' ever made, 'I’ve got a bad feeling about this.'”

— Anderson MacKenzie, Phil Klemmer, Jefferson 'Jax' Jackson, Franz Drameh, imdb.com

“Why are you two goofy bastards so happy? You lost your damn suit, the food sucks, and I’ve got no proof ninjas exist.”

— Grainne Godfree, Phil Klemmer, Mick Rory / Heat Wave, Dominic Purcell, imdb.com

“Why can’t a gang ever be a bunch of good guys?”

— Greg Berlanti, Marc Guggenheim, Ray Palmer / The Atom, Brandon Routh, imdb.com

“Why don’t we stretch our legs at that bank we passed three blocks back?”

— Marc Guggenheim, Ray Utarnachitt, Leonard Snart / Captain Cold, Wentworth Miller, imdb.com

“You better kill me now. If I ever get my hands on you, I’m gonna get all 'Rocky IV' on your ass.”

— Sarah Nicole Jones, Phil Klemmer, Mick Rory / Heat Wave, Dominic Purcell, imdb.com

“You’re a special kind of crazy. I like it.”

— Andrew Kreisberg, Greg Berlanti, Marc Guggenheim, Phil Klemmer, Mick Rory / Heat Wave, Dominic Purcell, imdb.com

“I’m from East London. Oh, and the future.”

— Andrew Kreisberg, Greg Berlanti, Marc Guggenheim, Phil Klemmer, Rip Hunter, Arthur Darvill, imdb.com

“We go out for one lousy drink, and you guys somehow manage to pick a fight with Boba Fett.”

— Andrew Kreisberg, Greg Berlanti, Marc Guggenheim, Phil Klemmer, Leonard Snart / Captain Cold, Wentworth Miller, imdb.com

“Ava’s the kind of girl that you take home to your parents, and I am the kind you take to an exorcism.”

— Keto Shimizu, Matthew Maala, Sara Lance / White Canary, Caity Lotz, imdb.com

“Hypothetically, scale of one to ten, how difficult would it be for someone to disappear?”

— Bill Dubuque, Mark Williams, Mark Williams, Marty Byrde, Jason Bateman, imdb.com

“I’m gonna count to one. One.”

— Dan Nowak, Naren Shankar, Robin Veith, Detective Josephus Miller, Thomas Jane, imdb.com

“Thanks for the lift. And the cancer.”

— Hawk Ostby, Mark Fergus, Detective Josephus Miller, Thomas Jane, imdb.com

“Chet: Dude, there's a chainsaw in my backseat. Ash: Yeah, that's mine. Chet: What's it for? Ash: Um... ice sculpture? Chet: Oh. And the shotgun? Ash: Uh, that's mine, too. Chet: What's that for? Ash: In case they don't pay for the ice sculpture.”

— Ivan Raimi, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com

“I'm gonna be like a ninja losing his virginity, quick and discreet.”

— Cameron Welsh, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com