Quotes tagged ‘kids’

“When parents fight, the child has a crisis of loyalty.”

— Hawk Ostby, Mark Fergus, Chrisjen Avasarala, Shohreh Aghdashloo, imdb.com

“Out of all my kids, you’re the one. You can see me most clearly. It’s probably because we share the depressive gene.”

— Jill Soloway, Mort Pfefferman, Jeffrey Tambor, imdb.com

“[in the kitchen] 6-year-old: Why is the fridge here? Me: Where else would it be? 6: My bedroom.”

— James Breakwell, twitter.com

“4-year-old: I'm not going to be 4 forever. Me: I know. 4: I'm going back to 3.”

— James Breakwell, twitter.com

“My kids were fighting over whether an imaginary cake was strawberry or chocolate. I told them to just make two imaginary cakes. They said they didn't have enough ingredients.”

— James Breakwell, twitter.com

“Me: The house is a disaster. We all need to clean. 8-year-old: Who's coming over? Me: No one. We're cleaning for us. 8: But we already know we live like this.”

— James Breakwell, twitter.com

“Me: Did you know people only use half their brains? 6-year-old: Maybe boys.”

— James Breakwell, twitter.com

“[as we all leave the house] 6-year-old: I want to stay home. Me: You can't watch yourself. 6: I'll use a mirror.”

— James Breakwell, twitter.com

“No more kid stuff. I wish you could have the childhood I had, but that's not gonna happen. People are gonna die. I'm gonna die. Mom... There's no way you can ever be ready for it. I try to be, but I can't. Best we can do now is avoid it as long we can, keep one step ahead. I wish I had something bet…”

— Glen Mazzara, Evan Reilly, Rick Grimes, Andrew Lincoln, imdb.com

“Maybe this isn't a world for children anymore.”

— Scott Gimple, Lori Grimes, Sarah Wayne Callies, imdb.com

“Oh, kids ruin everything. I mean, look at the stitching on this. You cannot trust a ten-year-old to do a good hidden button.”

— Bill Wrubel, Karen Walker, Megan Mullally, imdb.com

“Lenny: Me and Squiggy was talking and we decided that your kid oughta have a last name. Laverne: Huh? Lenny: On account of, if he don't, the poor little guy's never gonna get any mail.”

— David W. Duclon, Laverne De Fazio, Penny Marshall, imdb.com

“That’s what the kids call ‘epic fail.’”

— Peter Gould, Saul Goodman, Bob Odenkirk, imdb.com

“What's that stupid thing the kids are saying? YOLO? YOLO, Quinn.”

— Shonda Rhimes, Chris Van Dusen, Huck, Guillermo Diaz, imdb.com

“Ghost: Everything we've ever done man. Every choice we ever made was for those kids, brother. Tommy: I know, brother.”

— Courtney A. Kemp, James 'Ghost' St. Patrick, Omari Hardwick, imdb.com

“I always wanted a daughter. My kids are not daughters, they're terrible. I'll tell you about it later - or now.”

— Rachel Bloom, Aline Brosh McKenna, Paula Proctor, Donna Lynne Champlin, imdb.com

“Children are hideous little creatures. Terrible, taxing burdens.”

— Tom Kapinos, Lucifer Morningstar, Tom Ellis, imdb.com

“Yeah, I'm not that great with kids. They've got such tiny hands. It's creepy.”

— Angela Nissel, Elliot Reid, Sarah Chalke, imdb.com

“Great kids come from great fucks.”

— David Hollander, Mickey Donovan, Jon Voight, imdb.com

“Kids' hearts are malleable, but once they gel it's hard to get them back the way they are.”

— Haruki Murakami, amazon.com