When parents fight, the child has a crisis of loyalty.
— Hawk Ostby, Mark Fergus, Chrisjen Avasarala, Shohreh Aghdashloo, imdb.com
When parents fight, the child has a crisis of loyalty.
— Hawk Ostby, Mark Fergus, Chrisjen Avasarala, Shohreh Aghdashloo, imdb.com
Out of all my kids, you’re the one. You can see me most clearly. It’s probably because we share the depressive gene.
[in the kitchen] 6-year-old: Why is the fridge here? Me: Where else would it be? 6: My bedroom.
4-year-old: I'm not going to be 4 forever. Me: I know. 4: I'm going back to 3.
My kids were fighting over whether an imaginary cake was strawberry or chocolate. I told them to just make two imaginary cakes. They said they didn't have enough ingredients.
Me: The house is a disaster. We all need to clean. 8-year-old: Who's coming over? Me: No one. We're cleaning for us. 8: But we already know we live like this.
Me: Did you know people only use half their brains? 6-year-old: Maybe boys.
[as we all leave the house] 6-year-old: I want to stay home. Me: You can't watch yourself. 6: I'll use a mirror.
No more kid stuff. I wish you could have the childhood I had, but that's not gonna happen. People are gonna die. I'm gonna die. Mom... There's no way you can ever be ready for it. I try to be, but I can't. Best we can do now is avoid it as long we can, keep one step ahead. I wish I had something bet…
— Glen Mazzara, Evan Reilly, Rick Grimes, Andrew Lincoln, imdb.com
Maybe this isn't a world for children anymore.
Oh, kids ruin everything. I mean, look at the stitching on this. You cannot trust a ten-year-old to do a good hidden button.
Lenny: Me and Squiggy was talking and we decided that your kid oughta have a last name. Laverne: Huh? Lenny: On account of, if he don't, the poor little guy's never gonna get any mail.
— David W. Duclon, Laverne De Fazio, Penny Marshall, imdb.com
That’s what the kids call ‘epic fail.’
What's that stupid thing the kids are saying? YOLO? YOLO, Quinn.
— Shonda Rhimes, Chris Van Dusen, Huck, Guillermo Diaz, imdb.com
Ghost: Everything we've ever done man. Every choice we ever made was for those kids, brother. Tommy: I know, brother.
— Courtney A. Kemp, James 'Ghost' St. Patrick, Omari Hardwick, imdb.com
I always wanted a daughter. My kids are not daughters, they're terrible. I'll tell you about it later - or now.
— Rachel Bloom, Aline Brosh McKenna, Paula Proctor, Donna Lynne Champlin, imdb.com
Children are hideous little creatures. Terrible, taxing burdens.
Yeah, I'm not that great with kids. They've got such tiny hands. It's creepy.
Great kids come from great fucks.
Kids' hearts are malleable, but once they gel it's hard to get them back the way they are.