Quotes tagged ‘kids’

“Andrew: What, like a show about a bunch of kids masturbating? Nick: Isn't that technically child pornography? Maurice: Holy shit, I hope not! I mean, maybe if it's animated, we could get away with it. Right?”

— Gil Ozeri, Maurice "Maury" Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

“No matter where you hide it, kids find it. And accidents happen. And things that aren't accidents. We have teenagers in this house. We have a gay teenager in this house. We have a veteran with PTS. This is the last house that should have a gun.”

— Benji Samit, Dan Hernandez, Penelope Alvarez, Justina Machado, imdb.com

“I must remember to destroy those kids after my breakfast has been eaten.”

— Amy Keating Rogers, Zeke Kamm, Mojo Jojo , Roger Jackson, imdb.com

“Debra: You know I gave up some stuff when we had kids. Ray: I know...did it have to be sex?”

— Tucker Cawley, Ray Barone, Ray Romano, imdb.com

“Silly robot! School is for kids.”

— Jason Butler Rote, Genndy Tartakovsky, Dee Dee, Allison Moore, imdb.com

“I got this picture of us kids in my head.”

— Daft Punk, Julian Casablancas, open.spotify.com

“Youths!”

— Lesley Wake Webster, Schmidt, Max Greenfield, imdb.com

“Molly: How did the kids find it in the first place? Issa: Daniel! He was talking about what a great rapper that I was and the kids must have Googled me. Stupid smart as fuck researching ass kids.”

— Ben Dougan, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com

“Mary: Stan, I suck with kids. Marshall: So? You suck with grownups, too.”

— David Maples, Marshall Mann, Frederick Weller, imdb.com

“Kelly: Doesn't it freak you out that I have a child? Ryan: Doesn't it freak you out at all that I am a child?”

— Jill Gordon, Ryan Matthews, Ryan Eggold, imdb.com

“Franny: Gary, they're teenagers. School is their job. Raja gets straight A's, but Claire really needs to get that history grade up. And Justin, he needs work on his physics... Justin: Yeah. Franny: ...social skills... Justin: What?”

— Robia Rashid, Franny, Amy Pietz, imdb.com

“What are we we do, man? I don't want to get thrown out of the hotel. I love the hotel. I wanna marry the hotel and have little gambling-addicted alcoholic kids with it.”

— Allan Heinberg, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com

“You kids switch partners more than square dancers!”

— Jeff Filgo, Jackie Filgo, Kitty Forman, Debra Jo Rupp, imdb.com

“It's been the same since you were kids. If one of you has something, the other one always has to have it, too. I had to buy two Balinese lutes, two découpage kits, two pairs of lederhosen. When you finally moved out of the house, that was one embarrassing garage sale.”

— David Pollock, Elias Davis, Martin Crane, John Mahoney, imdb.com

“We are not husband and wife anymore. We’re just business partners. And our job is to raise those kids.”

— Bill Dubuque, Mark Williams, Marty Byrde, Jason Bateman, imdb.com

“When my kids are in trouble, I want them to come to me whether or not they believe in me.”

— Terrence Coli, Linda Gase, Kathryn Kennish, Lea Thompson, imdb.com

“There are certain things you always remember about your kids. No matter how old they get. No matter how much things change. You don’t need a camera, ’cause it just sticks.”

— Ian Goldberg, Andrew Chambliss, Madison Clark, Kim Dickens, imdb.com

“You spend your whole life lying to your kids because you think you can protect them. Somehow, someway, they know. They know who you are, they know what you did. They know you. It’s in the blood.”

— Alan Page, Madison Clark, Kim Dickens, imdb.com

“A father’s first responsibility to their kids is to provide a beautiful lie for them to live in.”

— Quinton Peeples, Harold Meachum, David Wenham, imdb.com

“And that, kids, is how I met your mother.”

— Kourtney Kang, Ted Mosby, Josh Radnor, imdb.com