“You look so good you're like a work of art.”— Tony Roche, Armando Iannucci, Jonah Ryan, Timothy Simons, imdb.com
“I'm Mother Teresa, but less of a bitch.”— Lindy West, Alexandra Rushfield, Hye Yun Park, Aidy Bryant, Gabe, John Cameron Mitchell, imdb.com
“The bigger the sinner, the warmer the welcome. Mercy is the dynamite that blows down walls.”— Anthony McCarten, Jorge Bergoglio/Pope Francis, Jonathan Pryce, imdb.com
“Do you know what I hold in my hand? Absolute power.”— Nigel Williams, Catherine the Great, Helen Mirren, imdb.com
“Ugh, my brain is a tuna melt.”— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Jessi Glaser (voice), Jessi Klein, imdb.com
“When you let your mind wander, you switch back and forth all the time, remembering and imagining. Your mind is a time machine.”— Adam Cole, Narrator, Emma Stone, imdb.com
“You look like a hot hunk of cheese.”— Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Mark Levin, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com
“Life isn't a train. It's a shit tornado full of gold.”— Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk, Ian Brennan, Georgina Hobart, Gwyneth Paltrow, imdb.com
“I think that's why we were suspended, for flying too close to the sun. It tells me we were getting somewhere.”— Jess Meyer, Peter Maldonado, Tyler Alvarez, imdb.com
“You put your feelings on credit and make me pay for them later.”— Thomas Ward, Hannah Gadsby, Liz Doran, Josh Thomas, Arnold, Keegan Joyce, imdb.com
“Grace is the Beyoncé of babies”— Thomas Ward, Hannah Gadsby, Becky Lucas, Josh Thomas, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.com
“It's like I've been on an escalator, you know? And if I'm not careful I'm gonna get my shoelaces caught in that escalator. It's gonna pull me in and it's gonna grind me into a pulp.”— Brendan Jennings, Michael Patrick O'Brien, Jack Griffin, Glenn Howerton, imdb.com
“If you were a bird, I would watch you soar.”— Emily Cutler, Victor Kozlowski, Jacob Houston, imdb.com
“You are an addict. And he's meth, with impish good looks.”— Kelly Hutchinson, Jen Harding, Christina Applegate, imdb.com