“There is no magic. We're not the architects of our own lives. We're monkeys strapped to a rocket and the only way to exert any influence over its trajectory is to work really, really hard.”— Katherine Butler, Mary Shannon, Mary McCormack, imdb.com
“Briggs: Do you ever wonder if maybe, just maybe, the bird your chasing is a wild goose? Mike: Yes, of course. But I'm staying on the path. I'm gonna see where this thing ends.”— Chris Masi, Agent Mike Warren, Aaron Tveit, imdb.com
“[about to shake hands with five people] It's a stampede. Get a wipe ready.”— Mitch Markowitz, Adrian Monk , Tony Shalhoub, imdb.com
“OH, NO! 239 lbs?!? I'm a whale! Why are all the good things so tasty?”— Jon Vitti, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com
“I'm sorry, but a man in his sexual prime has needs. And you are lucky to have such a stallion at your disposal.”— Philip Stark, Fez, Wilmer Valderrama, imdb.com
“Not one more deceitful word... your tongue could open a wine bottle!”— Joe Keenan, Frasier Crane, Kelsey Grammer, imdb.com
“Good God, Lemon, your breath! When did you find time to eat a diaper you found on the beach?”— John Riggi, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com
“You're all quarterbacks. And when training camp is over, there's only gonna be one starter.”— Thomas L. Moran, Dr. Neil Melendez, Nicholas Gonzalez, imdb.com
“I am not warm and fuzzy and you are basically a stuffed animal made by grandma.”— Matt Witten, Dr. Gregory House, Hugh Laurie, imdb.com
“Dr. Allison Cameron: Needle in a haystack. Dr. Gregory House: It's worse than that. We don't even know it's a needle we're looking for.”— Peter Blake, Dr. Gregory House, Hugh Laurie, imdb.com
“I call Mary my English mare, because I ride her so often.”— Michael Hirst, Francis I of France, Emmanuel Leconte, imdb.com
“Odi: The bulb is reaching the end of its useful life. Dr. George Millican: Aren't we all.”— Jonathan Brackley, Sam Vincent, Dr. George Millican, William Hurt, imdb.com
“You’re only a pawn if you don’t know you’re being used.”— Tze Chun, Dana Horgan, Killian Jones, Colin O'Donoghue, imdb.com
“Be careful. Love is a weapon, dearie. The most dangerous weapon of all, which means the pain you should worry about isn’t the kind inflicted by a broken sword, but the kind that comes from a broken heart.”— David H. Goodman, Jerome Schwartz, Rumplestiltskin, Robert Carlyle, imdb.com