Quotes tagged ‘muscles’

“Frank Stockburn: Boy, you got your mom's muscles. You a prizefighter? Chico: No, actually, I'm a...piano player.”

— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Frank Stockburn, Nick Nolte, imdb.com

“I can't give up. I can do this. I've got Anchor Arms! I'm no wimp! I'm a jerk!”

— Ennio Torresan Jr., Erik Wiese, Mr. Lawrence, SpongeBob Squarepants (voice), Tom Kenny, imdb.com

“Hello, I had sex with my uncle when I was 12. He lived in Great Neck, he was a doctor. An osteopath--I don't even know what they do, but I know they're doctors. Something to do with muscles, I think. Neither here nor there.”

— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com

“Dennis: You know what I'm concerned about? I don't want to get too bulky. I want to stay nice and lean and tight. I want to get that Jesus on the cross look. Dee: I see what you're saying. I think that crucifixion must have been really good for your core. Dennis: Oh absolutely. Jesus had like the be…”

— Scott Marder, Rob Rosell, Dennis Reynolds, Glenn Howerton, imdb.com

“Let's be honest: in general men are stronger than women. That's not sexist, it's just true. If anyone is sexist, it's nature. Yeah, nature is the one who was hanging stuff out and was like: ‘OK, men, you get the big muscles and you orgasm every time you have sex. Hell, sometimes you have an orgasm j…”

— Trevor Noah, en.wikiquote.org

“Well, all those mechanics do is work all day with their hands and their big, muscular arms on machines, and then they come home dripping with animal sexuality like Stanley Kowalski. What a huge turnoff that is.”

— Marjorie Gross, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

“The mind is just like a muscle - the more you exercise it, the stronger it gets and the more it can expand.”

— Idowu Koyenikan, amazon.com

“Among the various health benefits of exercise, we often fail to mention the one that we all secretly care about the most – looking good. It’s almost as if we pretend that we work out solely to feel healthier or to lift our spirits. Of course, those things are a factor too – but let’s not pretend we…”

— Sara Uzer, thoughtcatalog.com

“How does an orgasm feel? It’s never easy to explain your first orgasm. It’s a sensation that comes in waves of pleasure, like a pleasant muscle spasm.”

— Cheryl James, lovepanky.com

“Exercise those butt muscles. Squats help to tone and lift the behind, making it appear larger and more shapely. Do at least 50 squats a day, and you’ll see a difference within a month’s time.”

— Emilia Lamberto, leaf.tv

“Guys who work out have great stamina/strength/muscles/etc and are thus rarely a disappoint in the bedroom. But be wary of the douchey ones – they usually care more about how they look while doing you rather than actually doing you.”

— Brooklyn Neustaeter, narcity.com

“Because there are muscles under your breasts, you've got to make sure that you strengthen those by doing push-up exercises.”

— Jordan Keim, beauty.allwomenstalk.com

“Now that the Olympics are over, I can get back to comparing my body to the athletes on World Series of Poker.”

— Conan O'Brien, twitter.com

“Cheating men change physically. Their love handles disappear, their posture changes and their muscle tone/definition returns. It's the body's primal means of preparing for courtship — he's readying himself to attract a mate.”

— Charles J. Orlando, yourtango.com

“Grab the muscles on his arms or his legs and squeeze. Show him that you appreciate how hard he works out and that you think his body is drop dead gorgeous.”

— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com

“If you really want a guy to climax and climax stat, grab his butt and pull him deeper into you. It will also make his orgasm better, especially if you clench your vaginal muscles around his penis.”

— Amanda Chatel, bustle.com

“Another favorite form of penile stimulation: the vaginal squeeze of a woman who's been doing her Kegel excercises. (Kegels strengthen the PC muscle, the one you clench when you want to shut off your flow of urine.)”

— Robert Hamilton, redbookmag.com

“Depending on how physical you get, sex can strengthen muscle tone, increase your heart rate, and get your whole body working.”

— Justin Lehmiller, health.com

“Stretch out and relax for a few minutes with a heating pad set on low resting on your abdomen. The heat will loosen tight muscles and ease cramping, while the quiet time lowers anxiety and allows you to recharge and feel less irritated and moody.”

— Vicki Clinebell, sheknows.com

“Push. While this may seem counter-intuitive, bearing down relaxes your muscles. Try it. When you press in or squeeze, your muscles tighten, when you bear down muscles ease. If you’re almost but not quite there, before giving up, try to push against the object entering your bottom. Pushing is another…”

— Tess Danesi, blogher.com