Quotes tagged ‘orgasm’

“[a beat-up Roger and Steve are watching news footage of Stan beating up Roger] Right there. That's the punch that caused me to black out and finally achieve orgasm.”

— Erik Sommers, Roger (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Carla: Remember when I first started dating Turk and I wanted to bail on him because he cried at the end of sex? Turk: Baby! J.D.: Relax, Brown Bear, there's no shame in cry-maxing.”

— Neil Goldman, Garrett Donovan, John 'J.D.' Dorian, Zach Braff, imdb.com

“Let's be honest: in general men are stronger than women. That's not sexist, it's just true. If anyone is sexist, it's nature. Yeah, nature is the one who was hanging stuff out and was like: ‘OK, men, you get the big muscles and you orgasm every time you have sex. Hell, sometimes you have an orgasm j…”

— Trevor Noah, en.wikiquote.org

“There is no archetypal experience of what a cannabis-influenced orgasm (or any orgasmic experience, for that matter) should be like. But it can change the experience, mentally and physically, in a variety of different ways.”

— Liz, blog.lioness.io

“Don’t seek happiness - Happiness is like an orgasm: if you think about it too much, it goes away. Keep busy and aim to make someone else happy, and you might find you get some as a side effect. We didn’t evolve to be constantly content. Contented Australopithecus Afarensis got eaten before passing o…”

— Tim Minchin, goodreads.com

“How do you get a man to have the best orgasm possible? Who cares?”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Husband: ‘Wanna know when you orgasm next.’ Wife: ‘I’d rather not interrupt you at work.’”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“When I was a kid, I always had to wait up till midnight and hope HBO was showing a documentary about some woman orgasming in the woods. Now you can watch 24-year-olds getting sodomized during recess.”

— Harris Danow, Jack Briggs, Kyle Bornheimer, imdb.com

“She makes you cum in ways that you never thought possible. She performs Reiki that cures your migraines. She cries mid-story, and you think that you're the only one who's ever seen her tears. And then, like the sun, she sets on you, shines on someone else.”

— Tommy Dewey, Michaela Watkins, Casey, Nadine Nichols, imdb.com

“You don't just feel pregnant 30 seconds after a man cums.”

— Margaret Atwood, Dorothy Fortenberry, Offred (June Osborne), Elisabeth Moss, imdb.com

“It's all your fault! You and Elaine! All that orgasm talk. She did have an orgasm, she didn't have an orgasm. Orgasm this, orgasm that. I got so focused on it. I started to panic and boom, I lost it. I tried everything, I was talking to him: 'Please wake up, do something.'”

— Lawrence H. Levy, Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

“The woman had an orgasm under false pretenses. That's sexual perjury.”

— Lawrence H. Levy, Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

“The female orgasm is kinda like the bat cave. A very few people know where it is and if you're lucky enough to see it you probably don't know how you got there and you can't find you way back after you left. You know there are two types of female orgasm: the real and the fake. And I'll tell you righ…”

— Lawrence H. Levy, Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

“‘Dear Henry, last night with you was bliss. I fear my orgasm has left me a cripple. I don't know how I shall ever get back to work. I love you madly, John. P.S.: Loved the cabin.’”

— Larry David, Susan Ross, Heidi Swedberg, imdb.com

“I completely skipped healthy adulthood. I went from having orgasms immediately to taking forever. You could do your taxes in the time it takes me to have an orgasm. I've never had a normal, medium orgasm.”

— Larry Charles, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

“I asked my wife why she doesn’t ever tell me when she is having an orgasm She said she doesn't like to call me when I'm at work.”

— Rounder057, reddit.com

“Apparently orgasm is the only point where your mind becomes completely empty—you think of nothing for that second. That's why it's so compelling—it's a tiny taste of death. Your mind is void—you have nothing in your head save white light.”

— Jeff Buckley, amazon.com

“Apparently orgasm is the only point where your mind becomes completely empty—you think of nothing for that second. That's why it's so compelling—it's a tiny taste of death. Your mind is void—you have nothing in your head save white light.”

— Jeff Buckley, books.google.com.ph

“Orgasms are like the price of heels at Balenciaga. If you have to ask, get the fuck out.”

— Sarah Nicole Prickett, thoughtcatalog.com

“Encourage him to masturbate more frequently. Reaching orgasm more often on his own can help him delay his ejaculation when he's with you.”

— Jennifer Cullen, thestir.cafemom.com