“Ari Frankel: Just go get the dog. Frank: I don't have the dog. Ari Frankel: So you've been in here tearing apart pillows and... pooping... on the floor? Frank: Yes.”— Rob McElhenney, Frank Reynolds, Danny DeVito, imdb.com
“Ah, not a problem for me. I love a good public poo. It's like, leave it and forget it - not my mess!”— Erin Ehrlich, Aline Brosh McKenna, Rebecca Bunch, Rachel Bloom, imdb.com
“Bridgette: Joe poops in a bag. Tutu: So what? Everyone has challenges.”— Mel Shimkovitz, Sarah L. Jones, Bridgette Bird, Frankie Shaw, imdb.com
“I'm not fallin' for your junk anymore, lady. You just like saying poop that jacks with my brain.”— Luther McLaurin, Cole Sanchez, Finn the Human, Jeremy Shada, imdb.com
“SpongeBob: Well, in the movie the hero teams up with a buddy, and they get the poop on the robot. Squidward: They poop on the robot? SpongeBob: Yeah, you know, get straight poop, ask questions, get information.”— Kent Osborne, Paul Tibbitt, Spongebob Squarepants, Tom Kenny, imdb.com
“When you say "poop" your mouth moves the same way your anus does when you poop. The same is true for the phrase "explosive diarrhea.”— Slats7, reddit.com
“Every day, someone unknowingly does the loudest fart in the world for that day.”— drivingat90, reddit.com
“Yesterday I celebrated the birth of my twins. Tomorrow I celebrate the birth of my book. I hope the book poops less.”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.com
“Anal sex is rarely messy. Your bowels are generally empty until you're ready to go. That said, if your partner is completely uncomfortable with the possibility of poop, anal sex is maybe not for him. After all, it's not like he's fucking you in the ear and there's poop in it. It's a butt. It's where…”— Emily McCombs, xojane.com
“You will not be covered in shit after sticking a tiny finger up someone’s bum. In fact, your anus isn’t even where poop is stored—it’s actually stored in your colon at the end of your large intestine.”— Cynthia McKelvey, dailydot.com