Quotes tagged ‘Relationships’

“Roxie: Hey, what's that for? Sabrina: Josh and I are throwing a singles party at the coffeehouse. I'm sure you think it's stupid. Roxie: I haven't been on a date in five months. I can live with stupid. Sabrina: Well, there's no motivation like desperation.”

— Adam England, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Zelda: So, I hear things are heating up between you and Derek. Sabrina: Well, let's just say we could melt a glacier.”

— Barry Vigon, Tom Walla, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Oh, my gosh, Josh, this is fantastic! You're the greatest boyfriend in the universe. And I know, I've been out there.”

— Suzanne Gangursky, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Sabrina: Josh got a job offer in Prague, and he's actually gonna take it. Morgan: Oh, I'm sorry, Sabrina. If it's any consolation, some of my best relationships have been long-distance. No petty fights, and you save a fortune on waxing.”

— Adam England, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“At the end of the day, the important thing to remember is that Aaron loves me, and I love Harvey.”

— Andrew Borakove, Bill Rosenthal, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Aaron: It steams me seeing Harvey standing next to you. It seems that Harvey's more than just an ex to you. Sabrina: Oh yeah? I love the ring, but, hey, I'd love to hear you say how many other fiancés you've dumped along the way!”

— Andrew Borakove, Bill Rosenthal, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Shirley: I like her. I like her a lot. Even more than Brenda. Sabrina: Thank you. Who’s Brenda? Aaron: Oh, no one. No one important. Shirley: His last fiancé.”

— Andrew Borakove, Bill Rosenthal, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“The most successful marriages are based on lies.”

— Peter Blake, Dr. Gregory House, Hugh Laurie, imdb.com

“Ours is a culture that doesn’t especially make room to discuss our exes and the impact — for better or worse — they’ve had on our development as human beings.”

— merritt k, melmagazine.com

“You should have a guy that makes you feel happier, not upset. I don’t think that’s too much to ask for.”

— Lauren Conrad, imdb.com

“I think that everyone can change if the right person comes along, and I think that every girl wants to be the right person. Every girl wants to be the one girl that can change that guy.”

— Lauren Conrad, imdb.com

“I remember the first time a boy gave me a star... Next thing I knew, three wise men were at the door.”

— Holly Hester, Hilda Spellman, Caroline Rhea, imdb.com

“Sabrina: So, what did you wanna tell me that couldn’t wait till twelve thirty-seven? Harvey: Something I should have said a long time ago: I think we should go steady. Sabrina: Steady? I’d like that. I’d like that a lot. Harvey: And I want to give you something so we’ll never forget this moment. Sab…”

— Nick Bakay, Harvey Kinkle, Nate Richert, imdb.com

“Sabrina: You know that love between two people is stronger than any legal document. Gail: Yes. But as a lawyer, I’m not supposed to admit it...”

— Nell Scovell, Sheldon Bull, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Hilda: So how was your date with Rick? Zelda: Oh, not so good. I’m starting to feel really weird about the age difference. I mean, normally I don’t care about these things, but Rick keeps bringing up stuff that makes me feel old. Hilda: Like what? Zelda: Oh, he keeps talking about how he can’t wait…”

— Nell Scovell, Zelda Spellman, Beth Broderick, imdb.com

“I hate guys. I should be a fucking lesbian.”

— Nicole Snooki Polizzi, imdb.com

“That long distance relationship shit sucks.”

— Jenji Kohan, Badison Murphy, Amanda Fuller, imdb.com

“Lying is selfish, but sometimes it’s nowhere near as selfish as telling the truth.”

— Tracy Moore, melmagazine.com

“Remember when you said I was all you ever wanted? Well, now you know better.”

— Steven Maeda, Leonard Dick, James "Sawyer" Ford, Josh Holloway, imdb.com

“Dear white people, having a black vibrator does not count as an interracial relationship.”

— Njeri Brown, Leann Bowen, Coco Conners, Antoinette Robertson, imdb.com