Quotes tagged ‘Sassy’

“Mounty: Freeze! Hilda: As if we can do anything ELSE in this weather...”

— Sheldon Bull, Hilda Spellman, Caroline Rhea, imdb.com

“Salem: I’m so happy, I could plotz! Sabrina: Not on the kitchen table. Salem: You can say goodbye to this furry little punim! Hilda: Salem, what’s with all the Yiddish? Are you going into show business? Salem: I’m online with a camel in Jerusalem who used to be an Amway salesman. Zelda: Why did the…”

— Carrie Honigblum, Renee Phillips, Salem Saberhagen (voice), Nick Bakay, imdb.com

“Heidi: School gets in the way of everything. I’m like ready to finish already. Lauren: Heidi, you haven’t even started here”

— Lauren Conrad, imdb.com

“Libby: Well, I’ll be using me as shorthand for us. I’ve already got the floral design in my head. Sabrina: Oh, well I’m glad your butt is working. Oh, I’ll be using butt as shorthand for your head.”

— Frank Conniff, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Libby: What’s your problem, Freak? Hoping Santa will give you a personality this year? Sabrina: And a crossbow!”

— Charlie Tercek, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Sabrina: Why didn't you guys tell me that there's a rule that on Friday the 13th I can tell a mortal I'm a witch? Hilda: Oh the one where you can tell anyone you want and they can know for a whole twenty-four hours? Sabrina: Yes. Zelda: We didn't want you to know.”

— Carrie Honigblum, Renee Phillips, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Sgt. Slater: Spellman, Spellman... Why is that name so familiar? Hilda Spellman... Hilda Thorn-In-My-Side Spellman! Don't tell me you're related to Hilda Spellman? Sabrina: ...Okay!”

— Carrie Honigblum, Renee Phillips, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Zelda: Now, we'll empty our minds. Hilda: That, I can do.”

— Nell Scovell, Hilda Spellman, Caroline Rhea, imdb.com

“Zelda: Salem, you owe Sabrina an apology. Now! Salem: I’m thinking of how to word it. Hilda: Try 'I’m sorry.' Salem: Somehow, that just doesn’t feel right...”

— Frank Conniff, Salem Saberhagen (voice), Nick Bakay, imdb.com

“You're pretty mouthy for an analyst.”

— Meredith Stiehm, Carrie Mathison, Claire Danes, imdb.com

“Queen Katherine: Though I love Your Majesty and I'm loyal to you, in every way, I cannot disguise my distress and unhappiness. King Henry VIII: Well, you're going to have to.”

— Michael Hirst, Henry VIII of England, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, imdb.com

“You know, maybe to be safe you just shouldn't say anything at all.”

— David Walpert, Clyde Oberholt, Ben Schwartz, imdb.com

“Douglas, did someone sprinkle a little extra pussy in your cereal this morning?”

— Matthew Carnahan, David Walpert, Clyde Oberholt, Ben Schwartz, imdb.com

“M’Lady: Salem, you’re the only one who understands me. Salem: Yeah, but it doesn’t mean I care.”

— Nell Scovell, Salem Saberhagen (voice), Nick Bakay, imdb.com

“Women fake orgasms, maybe all of em. Although I haven't checked my clipboard lately”

— Michelle Ashford, Betty DiMello, Annaleigh Ashford, imdb.com

“What does a blow job mean? What are you a girl?”

— Michelle Ashford, Dr. William Masters, Michael Sheen, imdb.com

“I’m smarter than you. I’m more ambitious than you. Thirty years from now, when I am the second black female president… all you’ll be able to do is think about me. And I won’t remember your name.”

— Chuck Hayward, Jack Moore, Coco Conners, Antoinette Robertson, imdb.com

“You maybe wanna take a shower. All of, like, North America would appreciate it.”

— Philip Buiser, Tulip O'Hare, Ruth Negga, imdb.com

“What happened, Preacher? Jesus take your wheel?”

— Sam Catlin, Tulip O'Hare, Ruth Negga, imdb.com

“Thanks for getting me all wet.”

— Sam Catlin, Tulip O'Hare, Ruth Negga, imdb.com