“Just remember one thing honey: you're nothing but a dirty whore.”— David Farr, Jed's Mother, Nancy Baldwin, imdb.com
“I can't believe you're still a member of a club that won't allow women. Have a lovely time. Apparently the food's shit!”— David Farr, Angela Burr, Olivia Colman, imdb.com
“Holder: He'll be alright as long as the internet works. Linden: You're full of sunshine today.”— Dawn Prestwich, Nicole Yorkin, Sarah Linden, Mireille Enos, imdb.com
“What do you know about style, Linden? Thought you shopped at Ross Dress for Less.”— Dan Nowak, Stephen Holder, Joel Kinnaman, imdb.com
“You wanna grab a shower before we hit the road. You look like shit.”— Veena Sud, Stephen Holder, Joel Kinnaman, imdb.com
“You must be proud. Hiring our sloppy seconds, pumping a competitor's wife.”— Jason Cahill, Joe MacMillan, Lee Pace, imdb.com
“I wanted an avant-garde look, like Solange — something that says, ‘I’m woke, but I’ll also kick your ass in an elevator.’”— Njeri Brown, Leann Bowen, Samantha White, Logan Browning, imdb.com
“Oh, happy day, here comes Dr. Giggles.”— Steven Maeda, Leonard Dick, James "Sawyer" Ford, Josh Holloway, imdb.com
“Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Did either of you see a bald guy in slippers with a coconut come through here? Charlie Pace: No. But I did see a polar bear on roller skates with a mango.”— Adam Horowitz, Edward Kitsis, Charlie Pace, Dominic Monaghan, imdb.com
“Dear white people, having a black vibrator does not count as an interracial relationship.”— Njeri Brown, Leann Bowen, Coco Conners, Antoinette Robertson, imdb.com
“Dear white people, here’s a little tip: When you ask someone who looks ethnically different ‘what are you?’ the answer is usually a person about to slap the shit out of you.”— Justin Simien, Samantha White, Logan Browning, imdb.com
“I like my men like I like my coffee ― full-bodied and preferably with Kenyan origins.”— Njeri Brown, Leann Bowen, Samantha White, Logan Browning, imdb.com
“Oh, spare me the sanctimonious lecture. You never cared about me. In the words of one of my actual friends: Ya basic. It's a human insult. It's devastating. You're devastated right now.”— Megan Amram, Joe Mande, Michael, Ted Danson, imdb.com
“Jason: You're saying a lot of words right now, and I only know some of them, like 'rat' and 'Jason,' but I know a little wisdom I can give you. Michael: I know everything that happened in your life, and it was all stupid, so I highly doubt that.”— Megan Amram, Jason Mendoza, Manny Jacinto, imdb.com
“We act like we didn't take a lot from the Simpsons. We took a lot from the Simpsons.”— Seth MacFarlane, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“His brain may be gone, but he's a lot of fun.”— Richard Appel, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“Brian, why does everything you touch turn to garbage?”— Seth MacFarlane, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“Brian Griffin: Ah, I guess we're in a town called Springfield. Stewie Griffin: Springfield, eh, which state? Brian Griffin: I can't imagine we are allowed to say.”— Seth MacFarlane, Brian Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“Just because you put syrup on something don't make it pancakes.”— Saladin K. Patterson, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com
“Shawn: Come on, let's hug it out. Lassiter: I would rather learn to play the harp.”— James Roday, Todd Harthan, Carlton Lassiter, Timothy Omundson, imdb.com