“My ex is meeting my sex. Which is always scary, you know? And not just because you think they might talk about your penis. That's just part of it.”— Mindy Kaling, Andy Bernard, Ed Helms, imdb.com
“Pam Beesly: Dwight, am I hot right now? Dwight Schrute: Why would I or anyone else think that you're hot right now? I can't impregnate you, and that's the driving force between male-female attraction.”— Allison Silverman, Dwight Schrute, Rainn Wilson, imdb.com
“You know, my pride says, 'Yeah. that's it. Just leave here knowing Haley is obviously intimidated by a sexual relationship.' But my heart says, 'Forget about your pride, you idiot. You love this girl. And even if you catch pneumonia, your ass is gonna stay out here in the rain until you convince her…”— Mark Schwahn, Peyton Sawyer, Hilarie Burton, imdb.com
“Darcy: You know I took a vow of abstinence! Peter: Yeah? Well, the problem is, I didn't!”— Gilbert M. Shilton, Bruce McDonald, Stefan Scaini, Sturla Gunnarsson, Darcy, Shenae Grimes, imdb.com
“If Jesus didn't want us to have sex he'd make every girl look like Quasimodo's sister.”— Brendon Yorke, Ron Oliver, Sean Reycraft, Gavin 'Spinner' Mason, Shane Kippel, imdb.com
“Sometimes, unfortunately, men fall prey to the temptations of the flesh.”— Anthony Minghella, Bishop of Botswana, Bishop of Botswana, imdb.com
“J. Paul Getty: Yeah—that's a Getty weakness. I get my women to sign a contract before sex, renouncing all rights. J. Paul Getty III: What is it, like, a financial condom?”— Simon Beaufoy, J. Paul Getty III, Harris Dickinson, imdb.com
“Kurt Mendel: Closer. Closer. Do it, do it baby. Sarah Forbes: Why does everything that comes out of your mouth have something to do with sex? Kurt Mendel: Maybe because were riding in a three billion dollar phallic symbol. Don't quote me. Sarah Forbes: If I started quoting you they'd shut down the s…”— Manny Coto, Kurt Mendel, Sebastian Roche, imdb.com
“Byrd Huffstodt: I just went to a rainbow party last night at Tim's. That's totally it. Beth Huffstodt: A rainbow party? Wow. Byrd, I am so glad that she feel safe enough to tell us about this. And we'll talk about it and we'll just keep talking, you know, about it. And I'm sure there's a lot that yo…”— David Maples, Byrd Huffstodt, Anton Yelchin, imdb.com
“What makes us wanna fuck somebody? ls it the color of their eyes, the shape of their legs, the spike of their heels? Or is it what the poets tell us? That there's something deeper, a shared loss. A longing to find someone who knows the depth of our sadness. Some people search their whole lives for t…”— Tom Fontana, Augustus Hill, Harold Perrineau, imdb.com
“If sex is sweet and death is bitter, love is both. Love will always and forever break your heart.”— Tom Fontana, Augustus Hill, Harold Perrineau, imdb.com
“Fuck is a four letter word. Rape is a four letter word. Wife is a four letter word. So is love. Fuck is a curse. So is love.”— Tom Fontana, Augustus Hill, Harold Perrineau, imdb.com
“Sex after marriage may be different, but that doesn't mean it sucks.”— Kelsey Borresen, huffpost.com
“If you dream about cheating on your partner, should you doubt your commitment to them? Can we learn anything from our sex dreams or are they a whole lot of nonsense?”— Hannah-Rose Yee, manrepeller.com
“Henry: Actually I'm not drunk at all, Noreen, and neither are you, because there's no alcohol in these drinks. Sadly, I've used this technique many times. It helps lovely tourists such as yourself loosen up without impairing your ability to stay awake all night and have guilt free vigorous sex with…”— George Wing, Henry Roth, Adam Sandler, imdb.com