“Just when it's starting to feel the same, that's when you get hit by something you never saw coming.”— John Robert Hoffman, Steve Martin, Oliver Putnam, Martin Short, imdb.com
“I actually wrote it in my diary and stared at it for a full five minutes.”— Armando Iannucci, Simon Blackwell, Gary Walsh, Tony Hale, imdb.com
“You know what, you know what. Wow.”— Jesse Peretz, David Schisgall, Evgenia Peretz, Ned Rochlin, Paul Rudd, imdb.com
“We know that someone close to us will die. We might expect to feel shock. We do not expect this shock to be obliterative, dislocating to both body and mind.”— Joan Didion, imdb.com
“Vincent Talbot: I must apologize for my behavior in the office, it's just that your appearance was a bit of a shock to me. Elvira: It's okay. My appearance is kind of a shock to everybody.”— Sam Egan, John Paragon, Elvira / Aunt Morgana Talbot, Cassandra Peterson, imdb.com
“If you really want to shock people in the art world, talk about Jesus or God.”— David LaChapelle, theguardian.com
“The concept of Queen is to be regal and majestic. Glamour is a part of us and we want to be dandy. We want to shock and be outrageously instantly.”— Freddie Mercury, queenarchives.com
“Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Throw... he third switch! Igor: [shocked] Not the third switch!”— Gene Wilder, Mel Brooks, Igor, Marty Feldman, imdb.com
“Fry: Bender?! You stole the atom. Bender: I can explain. It's very valuable.”— Lewis Morton, Eric Horsted, Bender , Billy West, imdb.com
“Wow, this has turned out to be one freaky day.”— Michael Ryan, Craig McCracken, Buttercup, Elizabeth Daily, imdb.com
“Apparently my sperm shoots through the egg like bullets! Can you believe that?”— Dan Harmon, Pierce Hawthorne, Chevy Chase, imdb.com
“Miranda: You haven't slept with him yet? Samantha: Honey, before you buy the car you take it for a test drive!”— Cindy Chupack, Samantha Jones, Kim Cattrall, imdb.com
“Carrie: You've never seen an uncircumcised one? Charlotte: I'm from Connecticut!”— Jenny Bicks, Charlotte York, Kristin Davis, imdb.com