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Quotes tagged ‘shot’

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I got you a shot and you chickened out. You choked.

— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Susie Myerson, Alex Borstein, imdb.com

More state legislatures are trying to create a legal way for dependent teens to get vaccinated, in particular the HPV shot, without their parents' consent.

— Jacqueline Stenson, NBC News, nbcnews.com

Do you want chaos? Fucking shoot me.

— Christopher Keyser, Cassandra Pressman, Rachel Keller, imdb.com

Red: I'm trying to decide how stoned I am and just how on the verge of death am I right now. Like, am I seeing shit because I'm stone or because I have no blood left in my body. Dale Denton: Well, you've been shot like seven times.

— Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Judd Apatow, Red, Danny McBride, imdb.com

Phil: I have been stabbed, shot, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted, and burned. Rita: Oh, really? Phil: ...and every morning I wake up without a scratch on me, not a dent in the fender... I am an immortal.

— Danny Rubin, Harold Ramis, Phil Connors, Bill Murray, imdb.com

Bart: What the hell's menopause? Homer: Son, menopause is when the stork that brings babies gets shot by drunken hunters.

— Dana Gould, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com

Larry: Well, you grunt every shot and it's really annoying, and it's throwing me off. Cheryl: Oh! Is that why you're losing? Larry: It sounds like pigs fucking!

— Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com

No matter what we do, whether we take the shot or not, we have to deal with the consequences.

— Cherien Dabis, Miranda Shaw, Aunjanue Ellis, imdb.com

Dad, women won't like being shot in the face.

— John Swartzwelder, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com

Annie Walker: I saw a man get killed today. I lied to a Federal Agent. I was shot at. Auggie Anderson: Or as we call it, 'Thursday at the Agency.'

— Chris Ord, Matt Corman, Auggie Anderson, Christopher Gorham, imdb.com

Haircut! Move your fat head so I can get a clean shot!

— Cortney Norris, Anderson MacKenzie, Mick Rory, Dominic Purcell, imdb.com

I refuse to set foot on the Titanic. Whoever built that ship ought to be shot.

— Grainne Godfree, Keto Shimizu, Dr. Martin Stein, Victor Garber, imdb.com

Totally rather get shot than look like a Sears model.

— Marc Guggenheim, Phil Klemmer, Nate Heywood, Nick Zano, imdb.com

A shot in the dark rarely finds its target.

— Tamara Becher, Madame Gao, Wai Ching Ho, imdb.com

I imagine being shot by a woman hurts the same as being shot by a man. Just a bit more shameful.

— Steven Knight, Tommy Shelby, Cillian Murphy, imdb.com

Shoot me again? You best pray I'm dead.

— Angela Kang, Daryl Dixon, Norman Reedus, imdb.com

This is like shooting fish in a bathtub.

— John W. Dunn, Texan, Paul Frees, imdb.com

Oh, not this old bit. You point a gun at me, I pretend I'm gonna do what you say, then I pull out my gun, we do our little John Woo standoff, inevitably your arm gets tired, then you drop your gun and we have nobody-got-shot sex.

— Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Frank: Hey! I killed a deer, I should get to eat it. That's the natural order. Mac: Wait, you shot a deer? Frank: That's right! A ten point buck!

— Charlie Day, Jordan Young, Elijah Aron, Frank Reynolds, Danny DeVito, imdb.com

You ought to be shot...or stabbed. Lose a leg. To be a surgeon, you know? Know what kind of pain you’re dealing with. They make psychiatrists get psychoanalyzed before they can get certified...but they don’t make a surgeon get cut on. That seem right to you?

— Joss Whedon, Jubal Early, Richard Brooks, imdb.com

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