“God bless who ever made those jeans! I swear, I'd wear him like a scrunchie!”— Alexander Woo, Coralee, Lauren Pritchard, imdb.com
“You look so pretty. Like someone turned a light on under your skin.”— Raelle Tucker, Sookie Stackhouse, Anna Paquin, imdb.com
“Way to a man's heart is through his stomach. That shit true as gold. You put some love in your food and folk can taste it.”— Raelle Tucker, Lafayette Reynolds, Nelsan Ellis, imdb.com
“You look like a porn star with that tan and pink lipstick. You gotta date?”— Alan Ball, Lafayette Reynolds, Nelsan Ellis, imdb.com
“It's like if Picasso quit making music and just started fucking little dudes every day.”— Leila Strachan, Adam DeMamp, Adam DeVine, imdb.com
“'Cause the spirit of half-Christmas lives on in all of us. Just like a little baby alien.”— Brian Keith Etheridge, David King, Blake Henderson, Blake Anderson, imdb.com
“Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.”— Mike Scully, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com
“Jeff: What's with the hat? Larry: What? I'm married. I can wear whatever I want. Jeff: It does look ridiculous. You look like you should be pulling a rickshaw of some sort.”— Jeff Greene, Jeff Garlin, imdb.com
“Larry: Well, you grunt every shot and it's really annoying, and it's throwing me off. Cheryl: Oh! Is that why you're losing? Larry: It sounds like pigs fucking!”— Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com
“No such thing as a minor gunshot wound. They all hurt like hell.”— Brendan Gall, Tasha Zapata, Audrey Esparza, imdb.com
“You have proof? Or, do you want to trade gossip like a couple of fishwives?”— David Benioff, D. B. Weiss, Jaime Lannister, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, imdb.com