Cersei Lannister: I shall wear this bruise like a badge of honor. Robert Baratheon: Wear it in silence, or I'll honor you again.
— Jane Espenson, David Benioff, D. B. Weiss, Robert Baratheon, Mark Addy, imdb.com
Cersei Lannister: I shall wear this bruise like a badge of honor. Robert Baratheon: Wear it in silence, or I'll honor you again.
— Jane Espenson, David Benioff, D. B. Weiss, Robert Baratheon, Mark Addy, imdb.com
Well, my brother has his sword, and I have my mind, and a mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone.
— David Benioff, D. B. Weiss, Tyrion Lannister, Peter Dinklage, imdb.com
When I plant a fat-ass cracker bitch, I expect her to stay planted, not spring up like that damn ragweed.
It's like we live in the Museum of Natural Ugliness!
How did it happen that four such smart women have nothing to talk about but boyfriends? It's like seventh grade with bank accounts.
— Michael Patrick King, Miranda Hobbes, Cynthia Nixon, imdb.com
Men in their forties are like the New York Times Sunday crossword puzzle: tricky, complicated, and you're never really sure you got the right answer.
— Michael Patrick King, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com
Everywhere I looked, people were standing in two's. It was like Noah's upper west side rent-controlled ark.
— Michael Patrick King, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com
Charlotte treated marriage like a sorority she was desperately hoping to pledge.
— Michael Patrick King, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com
Okay, I'm not going to give up. Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon.
She's like a Milk Dud, Lis. Sweet on the outside, poison on the inside.
— Jonathan Collier, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com
There’s a lot of baggage that comes with us. But it’s like Louis Vuitton baggage. You always want it.
Can you believe he's asking Betty for dating advice? That's like asking Britney Spears for parenting tips.
Religion is like a drug, in small doses it’s curative, in large, it’s addictive.
f there's one thing working in witness protection has taught me it's that people hate change. Oh, we all say we want to change; get thinner, quit smoking, learn to speak Portuguese, but we don't. For better or worse, our habits define us. We turn the pages of the same tattered script over and over,…
— Matt Ward, David Maples, Mary Shannon, Mary McCormack, imdb.com
Charlie: Jakes is on the ellipticals. Johnny: He looks so sad. Charlie: It's like putting a sweater on a dog....
— Ryan Scott, Agent Catherine 'Charlie' DeMarco, Vanessa Ferlito, imdb.com
Honestly, it smells so bad... It smells like a moose had sex with a bucket of Chinese food in here, like musty... and you kind of look like Jesus and Patrick Dempsey had a child, and that child grew older and then got really sick.
— Andrew Lenchewski, John P. Rogers, Evan Lawson, Paulo Costanzo, imdb.com
Sharona Fleming: I can't believe you folded like a cheap suit! Adrian Monk: Tent. For the record, I folded like a cheap tent.
— David Breckman, Andy Breckman, Tom Scharpling, Adrian Monk, Tony Shalhoub, imdb.com
You're as cute as a bug's ear.
You see these hands? They're digging machines. You want to go to China? I'll get you to China. I'll dig like a psychotic rodent if I have to!
You were like Siamese twins joined at the beard.