Quotes tagged ‘Simile Examples’

“Cersei Lannister: I shall wear this bruise like a badge of honor. Robert Baratheon: Wear it in silence, or I'll honor you again.”

— Jane Espenson, David Benioff, D. B. Weiss, Robert Baratheon, Mark Addy, imdb.com

“Well, my brother has his sword, and I have my mind, and a mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone.”

— David Benioff, D. B. Weiss, Tyrion Lannister, Peter Dinklage, imdb.com

“When I plant a fat-ass cracker bitch, I expect her to stay planted, not spring up like that damn ragweed.”

— Douglas Petrie, Marie Laveau, Angela Bassett, imdb.com

“It's like we live in the Museum of Natural Ugliness!”

— Allan Heinberg, Charlotte York, Kristin Davis, imdb.com

“How did it happen that four such smart women have nothing to talk about but boyfriends? It's like seventh grade with bank accounts.”

— Michael Patrick King, Miranda Hobbes, Cynthia Nixon, imdb.com

“Men in their forties are like the New York Times Sunday crossword puzzle: tricky, complicated, and you're never really sure you got the right answer.”

— Michael Patrick King, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com

“Everywhere I looked, people were standing in two's. It was like Noah's upper west side rent-controlled ark.”

— Michael Patrick King, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com

“Charlotte treated marriage like a sorority she was desperately hoping to pledge.”

— Michael Patrick King, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com

“Okay, I'm not going to give up. Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon.”

— Richard Appel, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com

“She's like a Milk Dud, Lis. Sweet on the outside, poison on the inside.”

— Jonathan Collier, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

“There’s a lot of baggage that comes with us. But it’s like Louis Vuitton baggage. You always want it.”

— Kim Kardashian, imdb.com

“Can you believe he's asking Betty for dating advice? That's like asking Britney Spears for parenting tips.”

— Myra Jo Martino, Amanda Tanen , Becki Newton, imdb.com

“Religion is like a drug, in small doses it’s curative, in large, it’s addictive.”

— Corinne Brinkerhoff, Eli Gold, Alan Cumming, imdb.com

“f there's one thing working in witness protection has taught me it's that people hate change. Oh, we all say we want to change; get thinner, quit smoking, learn to speak Portuguese, but we don't. For better or worse, our habits define us. We turn the pages of the same tattered script over and over,…”

— Matt Ward, David Maples, Mary Shannon, Mary McCormack, imdb.com

“Charlie: Jakes is on the ellipticals. Johnny: He looks so sad. Charlie: It's like putting a sweater on a dog....”

— Ryan Scott, Agent Catherine 'Charlie' DeMarco, Vanessa Ferlito, imdb.com

“Honestly, it smells so bad... It smells like a moose had sex with a bucket of Chinese food in here, like musty... and you kind of look like Jesus and Patrick Dempsey had a child, and that child grew older and then got really sick.”

— Andrew Lenchewski, John P. Rogers, Evan Lawson, Paulo Costanzo, imdb.com

“Sharona Fleming: I can't believe you folded like a cheap suit! Adrian Monk: Tent. For the record, I folded like a cheap tent.”

— David Breckman, Andy Breckman, Tom Scharpling, Adrian Monk , Tony Shalhoub, imdb.com

“You're as cute as a bug's ear.”

— Jeff Martin, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com

“You see these hands? They're digging machines. You want to go to China? I'll get you to China. I'll dig like a psychotic rodent if I have to!”

— Matt Olmstead, Fernando Sucre, Amaury Nolasco, imdb.com

“You were like Siamese twins joined at the beard.”

— Gregg Mettler, Donna Pinciotti, Laura Prepon, imdb.com