Quotes tagged ‘Simile Examples’

“Sherry: Oh, I love making people laugh. To me, humor is like medicine! Niles: I guess we're in the placebo group.”

— Joe Keenan, Niles Crane, David Hyde Pierce, imdb.com

“If you ask me, celebrating a dance that brings more snakes into the world is like toasting a law school graduation.”

— Anne Flett-Giordano, Chuck Ranberg, Roz Doyle, Peri Gilpin, imdb.com

“It smells like a fish died and all the other fish sent flowers.”

— Steven Levitan, Niles Crane, David Hyde Pierce, imdb.com

“Martin: When your mother got mad at me, I'd just grab her, bend her backwards and give her a kiss that made her glad she was a woman. Niles: I can't do that with Maris. She has abnormally rigid vertebrae; she'd snap like a twig.”

— Linda Morris, Vic Rauseo, Ken Levine, David Isaacs, Niles Crane, David Hyde Pierce, imdb.com

“It feels like Metallica's rehearsing in my head.”

— Allison Rymer, Simon Lewis, Alberto Rosende, imdb.com

“If Valentine had the Mortal Cup and created Shadowhunters and controlled demons, it would be like Beyonce riding a dinosaur around Times Square. People would notice.”

— Y. Shireen Razack, Magnus Bane, Harry Shum Jr., imdb.com

“That was the night I was born. I rose like a phoenix from her mentholated bosom and strode into the world, Armani-clad and fully awesome”

— Jamie Rhonheimer, Barney Stinson, Neil Patrick Harris, imdb.com

“I tried, I tried. I tried to talk to Toby and be his friend but that is like trying to be friends with an evil snail. I feel like I'm dying inside. I feel like Neve Campbell in Scream II. She thinks she can go off to college and be happy and then the murderer comes back and starts killing off all of…”

— Jennifer Celotta, Mindy Kaling, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, imdb.com

“Yes. I have decided to shun Andy Bernard for the next three years. Which I'm looking forward to. It's an Amish technique. It's like slapping someone with silence.”

— B.J. Novak,, Dwight Schrute, Rainn Wilson, imdb.com

“I like when a woman has ambition. It's like seeing a dog wearing clothes”

— Ron Weiner, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com

“Relationships are like sharks, Liz: if you're not left with several bite marks after intercourse, then something's wrong”

— Kay Cannon, Jenna Maroney, Jane Krakowski, imdb.com

“Dr. Shaun Murphy: Hmm. Is it painful? Olivia Hartman: Like I used a bowling ball for a tampon.”

— Thomas L. Moran, Dr. Shaun Murphy, Freddie Highmore, imdb.com

“One thing I have learned is that you and I are opposites, but also just the same. Like an image in a mirror. We hate people. And they in turn hate us. And fear us.”

— Steven Knight, C.I. Chester Campbell, Sam Neill, imdb.com

“Sometimes the women have to take over. Like in the war.”

— Tom Harper, Steven Knight, Stephen Russell, Polly Gray, Helen McCrory, imdb.com

“They said it would be invisible. Like jumping into an invisible current that just carries you away.”

— Zal Batmanglij, Brit Marling, Prairie Johnson, Brit Marling, imdb.com

“Happy is a kick in the balls waiting to happen.”

— Steve Lightfoot, Frank Castle, Jon Bernthal, imdb.com

“Pavel: Did you sleep well? Gloria: Like a Princess.”

— Adam Brooks, Stuart Blumberg, Gloria Windsor, Bernadette Peters, imdb.com

“Hailey, oboists are a rare commodity these days. Strings, on the other hand, we're like hyenas fighting over the same dead animal.”

— Jason Schwartzman, Roman Coppola, Alex Timbers, Cynthia Taylor, Saffron Burrows, imdb.com

“You see, I understand the will to evil. The will to evil is like an iron in the forge.”

— Eric Singer, Trevor Goodchild, John Rafter Lee, imdb.com

“Snooki's outfit is crazy. She looks like a birthday cake.”

— Vinny Guadagnino, imdb.com