Sherry: Oh, I love making people laugh. To me, humor is like medicine! Niles: I guess we're in the placebo group.
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Quotes tagged ‘Simile Examples’
If you ask me, celebrating a dance that brings more snakes into the world is like toasting a law school graduation.
— Anne Flett-Giordano, Chuck Ranberg, Roz Doyle, Peri Gilpin, imdb.com
It smells like a fish died and all the other fish sent flowers.
Martin: When your mother got mad at me, I'd just grab her, bend her backwards and give her a kiss that made her glad she was a woman. Niles: I can't do that with Maris. She has abnormally rigid vertebrae; she'd snap like a twig.
— Linda Morris, Vic Rauseo, Ken Levine, David Isaacs, Niles Crane, David Hyde Pierce, imdb.com
It feels like Metallica's rehearsing in my head.
If Valentine had the Mortal Cup and created Shadowhunters and controlled demons, it would be like Beyonce riding a dinosaur around Times Square. People would notice.
That was the night I was born. I rose like a phoenix from her mentholated bosom and strode into the world, Armani-clad and fully awesome
— Jamie Rhonheimer, Barney Stinson, Neil Patrick Harris, imdb.com
I tried, I tried. I tried to talk to Toby and be his friend but that is like trying to be friends with an evil snail. I feel like I'm dying inside. I feel like Neve Campbell in Scream II. She thinks she can go off to college and be happy and then the murderer comes back and starts killing off all of…
— Jennifer Celotta, Mindy Kaling, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, imdb.com
Yes. I have decided to shun Andy Bernard for the next three years. Which I'm looking forward to. It's an Amish technique. It's like slapping someone with silence.
I like when a woman has ambition. It's like seeing a dog wearing clothes
Relationships are like sharks, Liz: if you're not left with several bite marks after intercourse, then something's wrong
Dr. Shaun Murphy: Hmm. Is it painful? Olivia Hartman: Like I used a bowling ball for a tampon.
— Thomas L. Moran, Dr. Shaun Murphy, Freddie Highmore, imdb.com
One thing I have learned is that you and I are opposites, but also just the same. Like an image in a mirror. We hate people. And they in turn hate us. And fear us.
Sometimes the women have to take over. Like in the war.
— Tom Harper, Steven Knight, Stephen Russell, Polly Gray, Helen McCrory, imdb.com
They said it would be invisible. Like jumping into an invisible current that just carries you away.
— Zal Batmanglij, Brit Marling, Prairie Johnson, Brit Marling, imdb.com
Happy is a kick in the balls waiting to happen.
Pavel: Did you sleep well? Gloria: Like a Princess.
— Adam Brooks, Stuart Blumberg, Gloria Windsor, Bernadette Peters, imdb.com
Hailey, oboists are a rare commodity these days. Strings, on the other hand, we're like hyenas fighting over the same dead animal.
— Jason Schwartzman, Roman Coppola, Alex Timbers, Cynthia Taylor, Saffron Burrows, imdb.com
You see, I understand the will to evil. The will to evil is like an iron in the forge.
Snooki's outfit is crazy. She looks like a birthday cake.