“It’s true that exercise does a number of things to the body that keep us from falling asleep. You’re sweaty, for one, which is mostly just uncomfortable, and as your adrenaline is pumping, your core temperature and heart rate are elevated. In theory, those fluctuations shouldn’t last all that long a…”— Alex Schultz, gq.com
“Sleeping with you is lonelier than being alone.”— Josh Thomas, Thomas Ward, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.com
“You can find first-person accounts online from women, in particular, who say they are unable to have an orgasm during sex, yet have experienced one while sleeping. What gives?”— Kelsey Borresen, huffpost.com
“Not only do most sleep trackers tend to be inaccurate, but they’re also fairly limited. To get a solid understanding of your sleep quality, you need to evaluate much more than the duration of your snooze.”— Julia Ries, huffpost.com
“So, let it be known: There’s no real meaning to the words coming out of your mouth while you’re asleep.”— Julia Ries, huffpost.com
“Oversleeping likely causes a form of grogginess called sleep inertia, which depends in part on which part of the sleep cycle you’re in when you wake up. This condition can interfere with your reasoning and decision-making processes.”— Alex Shultz, gq.com
“Somehow, we have internalized the idea that to be in love is to put up with your partner’s snoring, insomnia, or thrashing midnight movements until the day one of you dies—or you break up because you’re so sleep-deprived.”— Rosie Spinks, qz.com
“Everyone knows what it’s like to be jolted awake by a particularly scary dream. While it’s easy to blame it on your last viewing of “The Shining” or some other terrifying film, the true culprits of our nightmares are the seemingly mundane activities we do every day.”— Emily Blackwood, huffpost.com
“I hate sleeping. I figured, I've slept the first eleven years of my life away, so now I'm just making up for it.”— Lilly Wachowski, Lana Wachowski, Councillor Hamann, Anthony Zerbe, imdb.com
“Howard: How’s the air mattress? Sheldon: It’s okay, if you don’t mind sleeping on a bouncy castle.”— Bill Prady, Sheldon Cooper, Jim Parsons, imdb.com
“Pavel: Did you sleep well? Gloria: Like a Princess.”— Adam Brooks, Stuart Blumberg, Gloria Windsor, Bernadette Peters, imdb.com
“Lil DeVille: Dead means that you go to sleep for a long time. Phil DeVille: Like forever.”— Arlene Klasky, Gabor Csupo, Lil DeVille, Kath Soucie, imdb.com
“My mother is fast asleep in my bed, clutching my Hello Kitty pillow, and yes, I have pictures.”— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Lorelai Gilmore, Lauren Graham, imdb.com
“I woke up one morning, [my girlfriend] asked me if I slept good. I said, ‘No, I made a few mistakes.’”— Steven Wright, imdb.com
“I love a good nap. Sometimes it's the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning.”— Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com