“This is where Mary Harron’s comment hits: What is behind Tom Cruise’s eyes? What are behind the eyes of any of these artists whose skill is in pretending to be someone else? We think because they can pretend to be something, they understand what it means to walk in those shoes and have greater empat…”— Creepy Catalog, creepycatalog.com
“Eric: Tom Cruise is going to play Pablo Escobar? C'mon, the guy's not even Hispanic. Ari: Yeah, and Hilary Swank has a vagina, but she won an Oscar pretending she has a dick. That's what actors do. They pretend.”— Doug Ellin, Larry Charles, Ari Gold, Jeremy Piven, imdb.com
“Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!”— Will Ferrell, Ricky Bobby, Will Ferrell, imdb.com
“[running around on the track in his underwear] Help me, Jesus! Help me, Jewish God! Help me, Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!”— Adam McKay, Ricky Bobby, Will Ferrell, imdb.com
“Bauer: Fudge is not a person. He wasn't in the war. Jimmy McGill: Well, neither was Tom Cruise. And look at what Top Gun did for you.”— Peter Gould, Vince Gilligan, Kim Wexler, Rhea Seehorn, imdb.com
“I love an old man pub and having a great Sunday roast in front of a log fire surrounded by lots of old people. That's my ideal situation. I have a great local near me and I go in there so much no one bothers me anymore. I've been in there with Tom Cruise and they didn't bother him either.”— David Beckham, harpersbazaar.com