“Samantha: Hey, you wanna go for a run? Joelle: Like white girls in TV shows when they need a visually interesting way to deliver exposition?”— Justin Simien, Joelle Brooks, Ashley Blaine Featherson, imdb.com
“Eleanor: The little voice in your head sounds like the old lady from Downton Abbey? Tahani: Oh, yeah, sorry. Maggie Smith is my godmother.”— Michael Schur, Tahani Al-Jamil, Jameela Jamil, imdb.com
“They all also check out a trendy yoga-with-goats class. Carrie tries steaming her vagina for a magazine story and is dismayed to find that she loves it.”— Jenny Bicks, Cindy Chupack, Amy B. Harris, Julie Rottenberg, Elisa Zuritsky, vulture.com
“Michael: So to prepare to meet all of you, I studied the human concept of friends. I even watched all ten seasons of the show 'Friends'. Boy, those friends really were friends, weren't they? Although — and I realize this is the kind of observation that would only occur to the mind of an eternal bein…”— Dylan Morgan, Josh Siegal, Michael, Ted Danson, imdb.com
“As a disabled black woman my hill to die on is proper media representation. So, when we aren’t given the respect we deserve & our stories deserve. When The person telling the story isn’t familiar with that experience, there are going to be real life people you hurt in the process And also, as a resu…”— Keah Brown, twitter.com
“Sorry we laughed, Spencer. Please accept this rose quartz as a symbol of our affection.”— Cady Drell, marieclaire.com
“Don’t follow down the current path The Walking Dead is on, please. Be unique. Be better.”— Paul Tassi, forbes.com
“In most movies, the job of the woman is to sit at home, worrying, while the guy does shit. In most long-form TV shows—it seems to me—the women are out there doing shit. I like that.”— Stephen King, twitter.com
“If anybody is going to sit on Ryan Gosling's face it's going to be me.”— Marta Kauffman, Howard J. Morris, Grace Hanson, Jane Fonda, imdb.com
“This is not the energy I wanted to start my vision quest with.”— Marta Kauffman, Howard J. Morris, Frankie Bergstein, Lily Tomlin, imdb.com
“Have you ever wondered if Ben and Jerry make more than ice cream together?”— Marta Kauffman, Howard J. Morris, Frankie Bergstein, Lily Tomlin, imdb.com
“I gained another pound today. But I think it's a pound of knowledge.”— Marta Kauffman, Howard J. Morris, Frankie Bergstein, Lily Tomlin, imdb.com
“And I am a certified amateur psychologist.”— Marta Kauffman, Howard J. Morris, Frankie Bergstein, Lily Tomlin, imdb.com
“If you're going into the kitchen could you get me two whiskey sours? One for each hand.”— Marta Kauffman, Howard J. Morris, Frankie Bergstein, Lily Tomlin, imdb.com
“You should probably brace yourself for some light vomiting followed by life altering hallucinations.”— Marta Kauffman, Frankie Bergstein, Lily Tomlin, imdb.com
“I just took muscle relaxors with peyote?”— Marta Kauffman, Howard J. Morris, Grace Hanson, Jane Fonda, imdb.com
“An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing.”— Paul Lynde, people.com
“We have relationships with these television shows. You ever break up with a show? You watch a bunch of episodes and then you’re like, ‘It’s over. I don’t even know you anymore. I gave up the best nights of my life.'”— Jim Gaffigan, amazon.com
“The science part is extremely easy as far as being able to tell you why it's authentic. We employ David Saltzberg, who is a physicist who teaches at UCLA. He not only fact-checks, but he supplies a great deal of [the material]. We need Sheldon to talk about something or teaching Penny whatever and […”— Jim Parsons, npr.org