“I'll stop doing nice things because it seems to upset you.”— Matt Hubbard, Alan Yang, Oscar, Fred Armisen, imdb.com
“You messy son of a gun!”— Rob Klein, Michael Patrick O'Brien, Helen Henry DeMarcus, Paula Pell, imdb.com
“Fine. Then I wanna know how the fuck this happened, when the fuck, why the fuck, and what the fucking fuck, and then tell her that he's dead.”— Kate Robin, Jen Harding, Christina Applegate, imdb.com
“Now is not the time to grow a heart, dipshit.”— Bill Hader, Alec Berg, Fuches, Stephen Root, imdb.com
“I'm mad because I could have lost you.”— Nick Antosca, Michelle Dean, Dee Dee Blanchard, Patricia Arquette, imdb.com
“I've got my own people, and we'll show you up for the amateurs that you are.”— Lisa McGee, Erin Quinn, Saoirse-Monica Jackson, imdb.com
“Well, how do things work here? How do they work? Will one of you please explain it to me? Because sometimes I feel like I've gone through the fucking looking glass.”— Lisa McGee, James Maguire, Dylan Llewellyn, imdb.com
“I am going to ram that so far up your arse.”— Lisa McGee, Erin Quinn, Saoirse-Monica Jackson, imdb.com
“You don't ruin a sale by pointing out mistakes!”— Seth Meyers, Tom O'Halloran, Fred Armisen, imdb.com
“God knows he could use a boost right about now.”— Ava DuVernay, Robin Swicord, Delores Wise, Niecy Nash, imdb.com
“That devil wants to kill my son. You going to take an ad out about killing my son.”— Julian Breece, Ava DuVernay, Sharon Salaam, Aunjanue Ellis, imdb.com
“You watch them grow. You know? And you start to think you did a good job. You know?”— Julian Breece, Ava DuVernay, Sharon Salaam, Aunjanue Ellis, imdb.com
“Leave it to Julie Andrews' little minion to [bleep] me over.”— John Mulaney, Bill Hader, Jerry Wallach, Bill Hader, imdb.com