Mary Poppins screwed me.
— John Mulaney, Bill Hader, Jerry Wallach, Bill Hader, imdb.com
Mary Poppins screwed me.
— John Mulaney, Bill Hader, Jerry Wallach, Bill Hader, imdb.com
You can't read people the way I can!
Everyone is constantly telling me that I look like a kindergarten teacher.
And the millennial pulls out the bully card.
I want to make him dead, I guess.
Nobody talks about your ass but me, motherfucker.
Every time you treat her like dirt, which is often, and she comes crawling back that fucks with me.
Like, I'm the obesity epidemic, and you know me.
You're abusive, psychopathic. Most of the time I really hate the way you make me feel.
Rue: I fuckin' hate this town. Jules: If I could, I'd burn it to the fucking ground. Rue: And salt the earth behind you.
You know, I mean, like, is one of us gonna get hurt? Yeah. Probably. But I'll do my best to make sure that it's me.
I guess I just wanted to hurt you as much as I imagined you'd hurt me.
I just had, like, this reaction, and I just, like, hated you.
First of all, ew. Second of all, ew.
I feel like high school is super fucking suffocating.
What I really meant to say is my mom can do better and I hate seeing you sit in the chair my dad sat in.
I'm the one who's wearing heels right now, you know? I feel like a fuckin' idiot.
Fauna Hodel: Time to get up. Jay Singletary: Where's the dog? Fauna Hodel: What dog? Jay Singletary: The dog that shit in my mouth.
Do you know how long I've been called Cock Biter? Four years. People I've never met call me Cock Biter to my face. I bit Simon Furthassle's scrote. I had sex with four guys at the same time. I fucked my second cousin. I'll give you a hand job for a fiver if you like. Do you know how it started? Simo…
I'm not putting up with this bulls**t for one more second.
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