“Everyone is constantly telling me that I look like a kindergarten teacher.”— Craig DiGregorio, Annie, Aidy Bryant, imdb.com
“And the millennial pulls out the bully card.”— Craig DiGregorio, Gabe, John Cameron Mitchell, imdb.com
“Every time you treat her like dirt, which is often, and she comes crawling back that fucks with me.”— Sudi Green, Fran, Lolly Adefope, imdb.com
“You're abusive, psychopathic. Most of the time I really hate the way you make me feel.”— Sam Levinson, Maddy Perez, Alexa Demie, imdb.com
“Rue: I fuckin' hate this town. Jules: If I could, I'd burn it to the fucking ground. Rue: And salt the earth behind you.”— Sam Levinson, Rue Bennett, Zendaya, imdb.com
“You know, I mean, like, is one of us gonna get hurt? Yeah. Probably. But I'll do my best to make sure that it's me.”— Sam Levinson, Ethan, Austin Abrams, imdb.com
“I guess I just wanted to hurt you as much as I imagined you'd hurt me.”— Sam Levinson, Kat Hernandez, Barbie Ferreria, imdb.com
“I just had, like, this reaction, and I just, like, hated you.”— Sam Levinson, Kat Hernandez, Barbie Ferreria, imdb.com
“I feel like high school is super fucking suffocating.”— Sam Levinson, Jules Vaughn, Hunter Schafer, imdb.com
“What I really meant to say is my mom can do better and I hate seeing you sit in the chair my dad sat in.”— Sam Levinson, Rue Bennett, Zendaya, imdb.com
“I'm the one who's wearing heels right now, you know? I feel like a fuckin' idiot.”— Lindy West, Annie, Aidy Bryant, imdb.com
“Fauna Hodel: Time to get up. Jay Singletary: Where's the dog? Fauna Hodel: What dog? Jay Singletary: The dog that shit in my mouth.”— Sam Sheridan, Jay Singletary, Chris Pine, imdb.com
“Do you know how long I've been called Cock Biter? Four years. People I've never met call me Cock Biter to my face. I bit Simon Furthassle's scrote. I had sex with four guys at the same time. I fucked my second cousin. I'll give you a hand job for a fiver if you like. Do you know how it started? Simo…”— Laurie Nunn, Maeve Wiley, Emma Mackey, imdb.com
“I'm not putting up with this bulls**t for one more second.”— Mike White, Amy Jellicoe, Laura Dern, imdb.com