“Here I am, former bitch asking for your forgiveness. Please don't let the message get lost because I'm perfect physically.”— Scott Weinger, Naomi Clark, AnnaLynne McCord, imdb.com
“Jen: Isn't it charming when girls feel like they have to walk around half-naked in order to get attention? Naomi: Oh, well, you know what I say. If you have it, flaunt it. Jen: And I always say that if you feel the need to advertise it, it probably isn't worth buying.”— Paul Sciarrotta, Jen Clark, Sara Foster, imdb.com
“Debbie: These are allergies. Annie: And what are you allergic to, Mom? Debbie: Senior year.”— Jennie Snyder Urman, Debbie Wilson, Lori Loughlin, imdb.com
“The only time I ever done it, I was going through a manic phase, so I feel like I'm a virgin again.”— Jennie Snyder Urman, Erin Silver, Jessica Stroup, imdb.com
“Kimberly: Are you gay? You seem kind of gay. Ryan: Yeah, about as gay as your dad. Kimberly: My dad's dead. Ryan: Hm. Well, I think your dad's about as dead as I am gay. Kimberly: Touché.”— Caprice Crane, Ryan Matthews, Ryan Eggold, imdb.com
“Ethan: Are you gonna be staring at your Sidekick all night? Naomi: Are you gonna be staring at the fake boobs all night?”— Jason Ning, Naomi Clark, AnnaLynne McCord, imdb.com
“Naomi: Babe, you sound pitchy. Adrianna: You sound bitchy!”— Jill Gordon, Naomi Clark, AnnaLynne McCord, imdb.com
“Tabitha: Well, my damn computer froze up again. Harry: What'd you spill on it this time, Mom? Tabitha: Scotch. I mean, iced tea.”— Gabe Sachs, Jeff Judah, Harry Wilson, Rob Estes, imdb.com
“Franny: Today this family is going to church. Gary: What? Claire: Seriously? Justin: I don't wanna go! Franny: Today this family is going to church, now get in the damn car!”— Rob Ulin, Franny, Amy Pietz, imdb.com
“Franny: Gary, they're teenagers. School is their job. Raja gets straight A's, but Claire really needs to get that history grade up. And Justin, he needs work on his physics... Justin: Yeah. Franny: ...social skills... Justin: What?”— Robia Rashid, Franny, Amy Pietz, imdb.com
“Raja: What prayers do you recite when you are upset? Justin: I don't usually uh... I don't really pray that much. Usually I just, you know, like, eat a, eat a brownie or, uh, buy a CD.”— Moses Port, David Guarascio, Justin Tolchuck, Dan Byrd, imdb.com
“Rafael: No, I really think we've met. Jane: I don't usually wear clam shells. Rafael: Oh, the strip club on Piscayne? Jane: Jerk.”— Jennie Snyder Urman, Rafael Solano, Justin Baldoni, imdb.com
“Well, I didn't see a penis today, but I definitely saw a big dick.”— Micah Schraft, Jennie Snyder Urman, Darci Factor, Justina Machado, imdb.com
“Lina: Jane, I didn't do it. Jane: So you weren't drinking at work. Lina: Oh, of course I was drinking at work. But ever since they put in the new rules, I bring my own booze.”— Chantelle M. Wells, Jane Villanueva, Gina Rodriguez, imdb.com
“Jane: You got married? By a Cher impersonator? Narrator: Oh if I could turn back time.”— Jennie Snyder Urman, Jane Villanueva, Gina Rodriguez, imdb.com
“You can't have 'The Passions of Santos' without Santos! Then it's just 'Passions,' and that show failed!”— David S. Rosenthal, Rogelio De La Vega, Jaime Camil, imdb.com
“Jane: Do not engage with their mom. Be the bigger person. Lina: That's so not her style. Xiomara: It is too my style. Narrator: It was definitely not her style.”— Paul Sciarrotta, Xiomara Villanueva, Andrea Navedo, imdb.com
“Never underestimate a parent's ability to mortify his child.”— John Stephens, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com
“Seth: My friend Ryan, he's really cool, okay? He's very anti-establishment. He enjoys sunset walks on the beach, punching people, and not smiling. Alex: And that's how you see me? Seth: Yeah. Only with less smiling.”— J. J. Philbin, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com
“Alex: That's sweet. It's pathetic but sweet. Seth: Yeah, that's my niche. Pathetic and sweet.”— Stephanie Savage, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com