Quotes tagged ‘Witty’

“I like Sandy. Now Sandy has nothing to do with anarchy in general, she's just a beautiful, wonderful, funny, witty, loving, sexy, tough as nails, little weird girl, and I absolutely adore her. I like Sandy a lot.”

— James Merendino, Stevo, Matthew Lillard, imdb.com

“Jonathan Pine: Why is Roper the worst man in the world? Sophie Alekan: Because he sells destruction, pain and death.”

— David Farr, Sophie Alekan, Aure Atika, imdb.com

“A man like that ain't worth the food he eats much less the price of a decent rope.”

— Alan Geoffrion, Prentice Ritter, Robert Duvall, imdb.com

“Alex: Chase, are you in? Chase: I'm sorry! I didn't know putting my hand in a pile was some sort of a legally binding contract. Yeah, I'm in. Who hates their dad more than me?”

— Kalinda Vazquez, Chase Stein, Gregg Sulkin, imdb.com

“Chase: Why does everybody always assume Alex has a plan? Maybe someone else has a plan. Alex: Good. Go ahead. Chase: Oh. That was just hypothetically.”

— Kalinda Vazquez, Chase Stein, Gregg Sulkin, imdb.com

“Violence is discouraged but not prohibited.”

— Sam Bromell, Jacqui Rivera, Sinead Daly, Francisco 'Papa Fuerte' Cruz, Jimmy Smits, imdb.com

“Kurt Mendel: Closer. Closer. Do it, do it baby. Sarah Forbes: Why does everything that comes out of your mouth have something to do with sex? Kurt Mendel: Maybe because were riding in a three billion dollar phallic symbol. Don't quote me. Sarah Forbes: If I started quoting you they'd shut down the s…”

— Manny Coto, Kurt Mendel, Sebastian Roche, imdb.com

“Beverly Lincoln: You really want to move to L.A.? You're always taking a piss out of it. Sean Lincoln: Only because it's never wanted me. I'm very petty that way. Beverly Lincoln: But why do it? Our lives are here, our friends are here. Sean Lincoln: Who would you miss? Beverly Lincoln: We need bett…”

— David Crane, Jeffrey Klarik, Beverly Lincoln, Tamsin Greig, imdb.com

“Vanessa Flood: Good morning! Hi! Gary Brooks: Hi! Hey, didn't I paint your condo a couple weeks ago? Vanessa Flood: No, a bunch of workers painted my condo while you hit on me.”

— Ed Yeager, Vanessa Flood, Jaime King, imdb.com

“Lizzie Needham: As the famous expert on criminal psychopathology, I was hoping you might have some ideas. Don’t they call you Professor Psychopath? Dr. Dylan Reinhart: While I may have a fascination with psychopaths, it does not mean I am one. Lizzie Needham: Judging by the way you eat your pizza, I…”

— Michael Rauch, Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Needham, Bojana Novakovic, imdb.com

“Max Black: Hi, ready to order? Girl #1: Do you have anything that's really special? Max Black: Not according to my high school guidance counselor. Girl #2: I'll have the veggie plate, but instead of beats I want kale and instead of broccoli more kale. I want the veggies steamed and instead of dressi…”

— Michael Patrick King, Max Black, Kat Dennings, imdb.com

“Jessica Jones: If you'd told me a week ago that I'd be here, with you two, about to blow up some building and fight ninjas to save New York... Matt Murdock: For whatever it's worth, I'm glad you're here. Jessica Jones: What? Matt Murdock: No, the circumstances could be better. I'm just saying, y'kno…”

— Marco Ramirez, Lauren Schmidt, Matt Murdock / Daredevil, Charlie Cox, imdb.com

“Danny Rand: I'm the immortal Iron Fist. Matt Murdock: Come again? Danny Rand: Sworn protector of K'un-Lun. Jessica Jones: What are you on? Lithium?”

— Douglas Petrie, Marco Ramirez, Danny Rand / Iron Fist, Finn Jones, imdb.com

“Okay, you are the most full of shit lawyer I've ever met, and I think we should stop and appreciate the magnitude of that statement.”

— Douglas Petrie, Lauren Schmidt, Jessica Jones, Krysten Ritter, imdb.com

“Eric: Wow, looks like someone had fun last night. Lisa: The parts I remember were awesome. Eric: Do you remember just having dinner by yourself and going to bed? Lisa: I sat alone at a bar and read a book about serial killers. Eric: Wow, sexy.”

— Lacey Marisa Friedman, Lisa, Lisa Schwartz, imdb.com

“Tandy Bowen: Hey, I think my Dad used to drink this. Rick: Used to? What, is he in AA or something? Tandy Bowen: No, he's at the bottom of Lake Borgne.”

— Joe Pokaski, Tandy Bowen / Dagger, Olivia Holt, imdb.com

“If I was kidding, I would've said you're witty and handsome.”

— Ryan Farley, Ruth Langmore, Julia Garner, imdb.com

“John Hawkins: Fruit from the New World! It's called a tomato! Queen Elizabeth: This is a fruit? John Hawkins: Some say vegetable. Standing argument.”

— Erika Lippoldt, Bo Yeon Kim, Queen Elizabeth I, Rachel Skarsten, imdb.com

“Sebastian: To see you smile is to feel the sun, your grace. Mary: Do you flirt with everyone? Sebastian: Absolutely everyone.”

— Jennie Snyder Urman, Sebastian 'Bash' de Poitiers, Torrance Coombs, imdb.com

“Navid: Sometimes I feel like Hollywood's gone to his head. Silver: Unlike Navid Shirazi, who's the same club promoting player he was in high school.”

— Terrence Coli, Erin Silver, Jessica Stroup, imdb.com