“Jim and I are great friends. We hang out a ton, mostly at work.”— Lee Eisenberg, Gene Stupnitsky, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.comTagged: Great Friends, hang out, Work, Friendship
“It's a pimple, Phyllis. Avril Lavigne gets them all the time and she rocks harder than anyone alive.”— Paul Lieberstein, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.comTagged: pimple, Avril Lavigne, Rocks, alive, normal
“It's a good thing Russia doesn't exist anymore.”— Lee Eisenberg, Gene Stupnitsky, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.comTagged: Russia, Soviet Union, good thing, exisit
“Well, happy birthday Jesus. Sorry that your party's so lame.”— Michael Schur, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.comTagged: Happy Birthday, jesus, Sorry, lame
“Hate to see you leave but love to watch you go. 'Cause of your butt.”— Lee Eisenberg, Gene Stupnitsky, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.comTagged: hate to see you leave, love to watch you go, butt
“I have got to make sure that YouTube comes down to tape this.”— Paul Lieberstein, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.comTagged: Youtube, tape, comes down
“Oh God, my mind is going a mile an hour.”— Lee Eisenberg, Gene Stupnitsky, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.comTagged: Mind, mile a minute, misworded, Hour
“Tell him to call me ASAP as possible.”— Lee Eisenberg, Gene Stupnitsky, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.comTagged: Redundant, ASAP, call me
“There is no such thing as an appropriate joke, that's why it's a joke.”— B.J. Novak,, amazon.comTagged: joke, appropriate, no such thing
“How to take off a woman's bra: You just twist your hand until something breaks.”— Michael Schur, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.comTagged: Woman, bra, Twist, hands, Breaks
“Saw Inception. Or at least I dreamt I did.”— Daniel Chun, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.comTagged: Inception, dreamt, Think, Unsure
“It is St. Patrick's Day….It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to Christmas.”— Charlie Grandy, Daniel Chun, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.comTagged: St. Patrick's Day, irish, Christmas
“Webster's Dictionary defines wedding as: The fusing of two metals with a hot torch.”— Brent Forrester, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.comTagged: Webster, Dictionary, wedding, welding, fuse
“Toby is in HR which technically means he works for corporate. So he's not really a part of our family. Also he's divorced... so he's not really a part of his family.”— B.J. Novak,, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, imdb.comTagged: Human Resources, corporate, Family, divorced
“Society teaches us that having feelings and crying is bad and wrong. Well, that's baloney because grief isn't wrong. There's such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown.”— Jennifer Celotta, amazon.comTagged: Society, Feelings, Bad, Wrong, Grief
“I'm not superstitious but I am a little stitious.”— Greg Daniels, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.comTagged: Superstitious, little, stitous, Words
“I don't hate it. I just don't like it at all and it's terrible.”— B.J. Novak,, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.comTagged: Hate, terrible, don't like it
“I would not miss it for the world. But if something else came up I would definitely not go.”— Michael Schur, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.comTagged: would not miss it, World, not go, contradictory
“I am Beyonce, always.”— Justin Spitzer, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.comTagged: Beyonce, Always, Fierce, Iconic