Latest Quotes

“If it smells like shit, you must acquit.”

— Rob McElhenney, Glenn Howerton, Charlie Day, Charlie Kelly, Charlie Day, Hero or Hate Crime?

“Now, multiple sources tell E! News that the Queen in the North is expecting an heir, and the Jonas Brother will become a Jonas father.”

— Madeleine Aggeler, The Cut, Baby Is Coming

“The bottom line: as long as it’s not dairy.”

— Annette McGivney , The Guradian, Almonds are out. Dairy is a disaster. So what milk should we drink?

“It’s perfectly normal to have no idea what you’re doing or where you want to go next, it’s all part of growing up.”

— Becca Martin, Thought Catalog, 30 One-Sentence Reminders To Read When You’re Feeling Lost

“I will make it work because I'm a genius.”

— Danny DeVito, Glenn Howerton, Dannah Feinglass Phirman, Danielle Schneider, Rob McElhenney, Dennis Reynolds, Glenn Howerton, Old Lady House

“My mom's got lots of notes. She's a symphony.”

— Danny DeVito, Glenn Howerton, Rob McElhenney, Ronald "Mac" McDonald, Rob McElhenney, Old Lady House

“Nearly 1 in 3 American workers run out of money before payday—even those earning over $100,000.”

— Megan Leonhardt, Nearly 1 in 3 American workers run out of money before payday—even those earning over $100,000

“You’ll feel it in person. I will baptize you. You'll feel the Alabama slammer.”

— Deontay Wilder, Tyson Fury vs Deontay Wilder full transcript from explosive press conference

“When it comes to Tyson Fury, I’m all about devastating knockouts, it’s what I do.”

— Deontay Wilder, Tyson Fury vs Deontay Wilder full transcript from explosive press conference

“I feel like I’m the cream of the crop.”

— Deontay Wilder, Tyson Fury vs Deontay Wilder full transcript from explosive press conference

“It’s important to establish dominance.”

— Deontay Wilder, Tyson Fury vs Deontay Wilder full transcript from explosive press conference

“I say I’m the best, the baddest man on the planet, I believe everything I say.”

— Deontay Wilder, Tyson Fury vs Deontay Wilder full transcript from explosive press conference

“I’m going to be his worst nightmare.”

— Deontay Wilder, Wilder vs Fury

“I got the most dangerous killer instinct in the boxing game. No one has a mindset like me.”

— Deontay Wilder, Wilder vs Fury

“I was born to do this.”

— Deontay Wilder, Wilder vs Fury

“I don’t care how big he is, I don’t care how well he moves, I’m 40 and 0, 39 KOs.”

— Deontay Wilder, Wilder vs Fury

“But we can’t talk about the past because it’s now. This is the future. This is the present and I can’t wait.”

— Deontay Wilder, Wilder vs Fury

“I’m going to do exactly what I said I would do. I’m going to knock him out. I’m the lion. I’m the king of the jungle. I’m going to rip his head off his body. Everyone sit tight and buckle up. It’s going to be a fun ride on the way to giving everyone the best fight you’ve seen in your lives.”

— Deontay Wilder, Deontay Wilder vs. Tyson Fury 2

“When you’re facing power, there’s no way around it,. You can’t prepare for that. You just have to hope that when it lands, it doesn’t do that much damage. He doesn’t even know how he got on the ground or how he got up in the first fight. He’s been dealing with feeling ever since the end of the first…”

— Deontay Wilder, Deontay Wilder vs. Tyson Fury 2

“I knocked him out the first time we fought. I told him two years ago I was going to baptize him. Rising up is part of the baptism. But this a different story. This is unfinished business. Because he’s in WWE I’m going to make sure he gets knocked out of the ring, I might even come down with a flying…”

— Deontay Wilder, Deontay Wilder vs. Tyson Fury 2