Latest Quotes

“Charlie: Why were you sleeping in? Mac: Oh, God. Well, because I drank three bottles of champagne and hung out with a stray dog all night under a bridge, okay? It was sweet.”

— Mehar Sethi, Scott Marder, Glenn Howerton, Rob McElhenney, Ronald "Mac" McDonald, Rob McElhenney, How Mac Got Fat

“Don't mess with the money.”

— Donald Glover, Earnest 'Earn' Marks , Donald Glover, The Big Bang

“She's gonna kills us all with her cuteness.”

— Donald Glover, Earnest 'Earn' Marks , Donald Glover, The Big Bang

“Those most likely to be diagnosed are people with ten or more sexual partners throughout their lifetime. And among women, a higher number of sexual partners is also linked to heightened odds of reporting a limiting long term condition, the findings indicate.”

— Paul Gallagher, Having multiple sexual partners linked to 'increased risk of cancer'

“New York is a great place for the heartbroken, thanks to the simple fact that it contains upwards of 8 million people and endless hidden-in-plain-sight spots for a little private reflection.”

— Emma Specter, Vogue, 24 Notable New Yorkers Map Their Go-To Cry Spots

“I look like a child whore widow.”

— Josh Thomas, Matilda, Kayla Cromer, Seven-Spotted Ladybug

“Let's be honest, like, am I the best catch? No.”

— Josh Thomas, Nicholas, Josh Thomas, Seven-Spotted Ladybug

“Can't a man cry and want pudding?”

— Josh Thomas, Darren, Christopher May, Seven-Spotted Ladybug

“Friends are supposed to be good at keeping your secrets.”

— Josh Thomas, Matilda, Kayla Cromer, Seven-Spotted Ladybug

“Just go and find yourself some space.”

— Josh Thomas, Genevieve, Maeve Press, Seven-Spotted Ladybug

“If someone offered me heroin, right now, in this moment, I would say yes.”

— Josh Thomas, Nicholas, Josh Thomas, Seven-Spotted Ladybug

“Whether or not you support Andrew Yang for president, you cannot deny Evelyn Yang's bravery. By sharing her courageous story, Yang is empowering so many other women to come forward with their stories, and in the era of #MeToo, Evelyn Yang is opening a new frontier when it comes to holding sexual pre…”

— Anushay Hossain, CNN, Evelyn Yang is the bravest woman I know

“We all know that the days of easily calculated return on investment are years, if not decades, behind us. The once-simple formula, which compared how much a brand spent on an ad campaign to how many people it reached, has been replaced with new math for our digital age. While the temptation might be…”

— Jessica Martin, Return on emotion is the new ROI

“I spent 14 years pursuing my dreams in comedy; now, I’m no longer seeking validation”

— Mary Broome, I’m saying goodbye to Los Angeles. Here are 8 places I’ll miss.

“Hickeys are basically just broken blood vessels caused by sucking, which results in a bruise.”

— Lily Puckett, What Is a Hickey? 7 Things You Need To Know

“Interview requests. Pleas for money. Favors for friends and family. What do you do when everyone wants your number? If you play in the NBA, you change those digits—often.”

— Yaron Weitzman, New Phone, Who Dis?

“You are not your darkness. You are not your pain. You are not the part of you that finds it hard to get out of bed in the morning—but the part that does it anyway. You are the pieces of a heart that's been broken, but managed to survive. You are vast bells ringing. You are the universe dreaming. You…”

— Kimia, The Luminary

“Having a clear endpoint after less than an hour can help create a safe space for the client to feel, process and contain intense emotions, rather than go into it with the sense that there’s no end in sight.”

— Caroline Bologna, Why Are Therapy Sessions Usually Only 45 Or 50 Minutes?

“Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.”

— Mike Tyson, Tyson claims Fury ‘resurrection’ changed his and Wilder’s fate forever

“Slavery is not a crime in almost half the countries in the world, a study of global laws said on Wednesday, urging nations to close legal loopholes that allow abusers to escape punishment.”

— Sonia Elks, Slavery not a crime for almost half the countries in the world