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“Unless you've been living under a rock for the past few months, you'll know just how crucial bees are for our now-fragile environment. However, to clue you in, bees have been declared the most important living beings on planet Earth. During the last meeting of the Royal Geographical Society of Londo…”

— Chandni Ganesh, Upworthy, Morgan Freeman converted his 124-acre ranch into a bee sanctuary to save the environment

“Mick: That woman is a real 'see you next Tuesday.’ Ben: What happens on Tuesday? Mick: Tacos.”

— Dave Chernin, John Chernin, Machenzie 'Micky' Murphy, Kaitlin Olson, Pilot

“I cannot count the number of times I’ve been ripped off a barstool and thrown in a cage.”

— Dave Chernin, John Chernin, Machenzie 'Micky' Murphy, Kaitlin Olson, Pilot

“The scales of justice tip in favor of the wealthy.”

— Dave Chernin, John Chernin, Chip Pemberton, Thomas Barbusca, Pilot

“I don't smoke or nothin' after sex, but I'm gonna get me some Gatorade.”

— Tina Gordon Chism, Alex Gregory, Peter Huyck, Will, Aldis Hodge, What Men Want

“Ooh, I'd pay $10,000 to see those nipples. Plus tax.”

— Tina Gordon Chism, Alex Gregory, Peter Huyck, Danny (uncredited), Pete Davidson, What Men Want

“Plus, I'm 19 years sober. If you don't count the weed and the peyote and the crack.”

— Tina Gordon Chism, Alex Gregory, Peter Huyck, Sister, Erykah Badu, What Men Want

“Business rule number one: You should never call somebody an asshole behind they back.”

— Tina Gordon Chism, Alex Gregory, Peter Huyck, Joe 'Dolla' Barry, Tracy Morgan, What Men Want

“I am a mess and you deserve better.”

— Caroline Kepnes, Greg Berlanti, Sera Gamble, Guinevere Beck, Elizabeth Lail, You Got Me Babe

“When you know, you know.”

— Greg Berlanti, Sera Gamble, Caroline Kepnes, Joe Goldberg, Penn Badgley, You Got Me Babe

“Subtlety is for straight people.”

— Woody Shticks, Tricks or Treats

“It's always a good idea to bring reusable bags with you to the grocery store. But starting in 2020, forgetting them at home could cost you.”

— Harmeet Kaur, Here Are The New Laws Coming In 2020

“Puke does bond you.”

— Sera Gamble, Caroline Kepnes, Greg Berlanti, Guinevere Beck, Elizabeth Lail, The Last Nice Guy in New York

“This guys is everything wrong with America.”

— Sera Gamble, Greg Berlanti, Caroline Kepnes, Joe Goldberg, Penn Badgley, Pilot

“Twitter has also made a seemingly unforced implementation error: the list of Topics you subscribe to is public, just like the list of profiles you follow.”

— Scott Duke, Twitter Begs Users to Target Themselves for Ads

“We see the changing of the year as the end of one thing and the start of another; it feels momentous and fresh.”

— Emma Sarran Webster, This Is The Real Reason You Can’t Stick To Any Of Your New Year’s Resolutions

“You know, we are almost 330 million Americans. We’ll have to do what our president can’t, stand together, stand against hate, stand up for what’s best, our nation’s best. When we’re the best. In this nation, we believe, when we’re at our best, we believe in honesty, decency, treating everyone with r…”

— Joe Biden, Joe Biden Iowa Trump Rebuke Speech Transcript August 7, 2019

“His incompetence, his amorality, his carnage stops with us right here, right now, starting in the Midwest. Limit it to four years, I believe, I really do believe this. In history, we’ll look back on this presidency as an aberrant moment in American history, but if Donald Trump is reelected, I believ…”

— Joe Biden, Joe Biden Iowa Trump Rebuke Speech Transcript August 7, 2019

“Go back to the beginning, Thomas Jefferson wrote what many believed to be the most important civil document in human history, but he was a slaveholder. We’ve never lived up to our American ideals, Jefferson himself didn’t. But what he wrote has pulled us towards justice for more than two centuries a…”

— Joe Biden, Joe Biden Iowa Trump Rebuke Speech Transcript August 7, 2019

“We now have more mass shootings in the year 2019 since January than we had day’s the past since January one 2019. As of Monday, according to the data from the gun violence archive, there’ve been 255 mass shootings in the first 217 days of this year. We can’t let this go on. We can’t, and I will not…”

— Joe Biden, Joe Biden Iowa Trump Rebuke Speech Transcript August 7, 2019