And they’re probably in a different country somewhere. It’s just crazy. It might seem fake to them, but it’s real in your life. And you think, 'Oh, you can turn it off, whatever.' Just to know it’s there. It’s like if you know there’s one room in your house where, if you listen up against the wall,…
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I was the forgotten middle child. But in a family of nine there’s, like, three or four that are forgotten.
That’s gonna be my ticket out. You know, you got to think of these women like frequent flyer miles. I mean, if you doing nice things with this girl, and nice things with that girl, it never adds up. You got to get all your miles on one airline.
I get into bed with her. She’s totally naked, and she’s got one of these stripper asses that is rock hard. It looks like a cartoon in Playboy. I was getting ready to do her doggy-style. And there’s her ass up in the air that’s just perfection, as is the rest of her. I get my dick in. And if I say I…
No, it’s not really hard. Not at all. No. I can tell within five seconds of talking to somebody. There’s an excitement in someone’s eyes that I have always been able to spot immediately. It’s the excitement in the eyes. I don’t know how to tell you. It’s like a flicker, and I can spot it.
I don’t think so. I think, one, you don’t really have a choice. If you’re falling in love, you’re falling in love. Just be a professional about it.
No, I was at a party. This only happened once. It was almost by accident. I went into another room with a girl, and we were making out. And we flopped onto the bed. A girl walks out of the bathroom. And now I’m embarrassed—I didn’t know if it was her house or where I was. And she came over and now w…
Very exciting. The danger is part of it. The possibility that he could be a policeman, he could have a knife on him, he could be a lunatic, he could be diseased. Who knows? There’s that tingle of excitement.
Howard: And you don’t wear a rubber? Hugh: Only when it rains.
I have this theory. I don’t know if this holds water, but it’s just that if death is the end of the story, how the story ends, then marriage is a giant step in that direction. Actually, the fear of marriage is the fear of death.
I’m very sexual, as you know. I’m a Scorpio. I love sex.
There’s only so many notes on a guitar, there’s only so many chords.
I just thought...I couldn’t stand living, and I was afraid of dying. And that’s, you know, you hear— like Kurt Cobain, who shot himself. That’s just a long-term solution to a short-term problem. I’ve got too much to live for, you know? But when you’re in that hole, when you’re in that hole...it’s a…
People come up to me and go, 'Hi, Oz!' And I go, 'Hi...' And they’re like, 'Do you remember me? You spent four months in my house.' And I go, 'What?'
I was just slamming every chick, smoking all the dope, doing all the drugs. You’re young, you’re successful, you’ve got a million dollars in the bank, and you think your dick’s invincible. But then that big disease came: AIDS. And it was like [screams].
What fun is life if I’m not making jokes all the time? It’s a torture I love.
I’m never not working on material. Ever.
All I do is masturbate. I beat my dick like it owes me money. My dick got a restraining order out on my hand. I woke up one morning and my dick was dialing 911.
It’s very hard if you’re an artist and a creative person and a woman, a strong independent female, to be in a marriage with a man who isn’t threatened by that and is comfortable with all the things that I stand for and what I do.
Sharon, she’s the other half of me.